You Seem Stressed. Have You Considered Indulging In The Earthly Pleasures Of The Flesh?

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

Stede Bonnet would listen to ambient noises of the ocean while living on the ocean

Happy plagueiversary

The Birth of Stede Bonnet, inspired by Sandro Botticelli & @deadofxnight

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

The literal kicker at the end is when Blackbeard moves his leather-booted foot to touch Stede’s. Waititi came up with the now-beloved moment, Jenkins says. “I knew I wanted that song, I knew which beats I wanted where. But that little improvised foot touch is like a release valve or something that helps that already fantastic sequence work. It punctuates it in such a good way. It’s so sweet.” | Los Angeles Times

It feels... easy. It's just like breathing. He understands my idiosyncrasies. Finds them charming, even. We expose each other to new things, new ideas. And we laugh a lot. We just pass the time so well. I'd call those things love. I hope you find that. (digital oil painting!)

Stede Bonnet + smiling

your tags on my stede drawing are SO NICE 💜💜💜 He's my special lil guy yeah :3

aw yay ! thank you so much for sharing ur hard work and love !

New Nandermo fic! Two: lots of blood, sexual mentions, major character death, changing into a vampire. Full story on AO3

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Guillermo was dancing with another man. His face, his body, none of it registered in Guillermo's mind, but he could feel the solidness of the other man pressed against his chest, his arm around strong shoulders.

Oh but he could feel the eyes. Feel the eyes boring into the back of his skull and he could feel the emotion in waves, feel a delicious tingle in his spine.

He knew just who was watching.

The man leaned in to press a dangerous kiss to Guillermo's neck. There was a hint of fangs in the kiss, the idea driving a shiver through the human.

"You're a brave one, a human in a vampire nightclub." The unfamiliar voice rumbled. "What if I bit you right now? Right here in the middle of this club?"

"Do it, that's what I'm waiting for." Guillermo said and before the man could respond, he was ripped from Guillermo's arms and thrown across the room.