Jesus Was Really Just Like "are You Fucking Stupid"

ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!

and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;

and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date

happy jen shah sentencing day to all who celebrate 🎊

this is how july is going to feel

Indian Ocean An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

i love you trans girls who don’t pass i love you trans girls who are stealth i love you trans girls who don’t try to pass or don’t want to pass. i love you trans girls who don’t want any sort of medical transition i love you trans girls who have more surgeries than they have fingers. i love you trans girls who can clearly define and explain their own womanhood i love you trans girls who couldn’t put it into words if they tried. i love you trans girls for existing. i love you trans girls, wholly and entirely

Incorrect OFMD, part 12