Aren’t You Gay?

Ah fuck it. Aroace! Mulch Diggums because I said so.

THAT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO??

I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol

The floppy hat though... 

*Sees Baby Five* 🥺💔

*Sees Floppy Hat Pull He Wagon Five* 🥺💔

*Sees Five* 🥰💓

*Sees Apocalypse Five* 🥰💓

*Sees Mustache Five* 🥰💓

Tis the difference.

Trust me, I'm a genius.

-Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code

I’ve been rereading the eternity code for my fic too and... HE SAID THE THING!

Iconic. 

Artemis Fowl yeehaw

I got some new colored pencils so I thought I’d sit down and draw something. So here you go! It’s rather basic, but I like it. :)

Once a Fowl and a Butler were put together, they were paired for life.

Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer

reminder that eoin colfer literally did nothing wrong ever in the artemis fowl series