AO3 IS IN TROUBLE IF CALIFORNIAN AGE VERIFICATION LAW PASSES

anyone of yall Eldritch enjoyers?

what abt now? 

“I”

“What even are you?!” Alex bellowed out of nowhere. “What do you mean?” I turn and replied flatly, as I usually do “What do I mean?! WHAT DO I MEAN!?”, She screamed out, “You go into the bathroom at a fair and over at the ferris wheel there’s another one of you doing the exact same magic trick you pulled on me! One time you got ran over by a train and you came in the next day perfectly fine! You never express any emotions or eat, and you barely talk like a person to! I thought these were nothing but rumors or me being stupid at the time but now-! Just what the f-ck are you I and what are you doing here!?” “...”, I take a moment to articulate my words, normally I would just give the speach one how they can save the world but blending in as a student at this college was important so I had to go the rout of offering a ‘magic trick’. Playing dumb isn’t available either, Alex has always been one of my more difficult jobs. “I am I, but as you have possibly noticed, I am not the only I. Your sacrafice has helped to save the world for a little longer, you should be proud.” “That’s not what I asked, I. You’ve told me that’s what your little ‘magic trick’ would do, assumed it was a stupid joke at-”, I cut them off. “Yes, yes, at first. Then your life got better, small miracles here and there. That was also the result of the ‘trick’, though you did not question it until now.” “To answer your first question, I am a emotionless hive mind. I need the emotions of desprate people like you to feed my god so he doesn’t eat everything else. I was assigned to collect further info on how these funny emotions work in you people, so I could perhaps expand the operation from beyond hormonal teenagers that have no idea what their doing. This has been proven fruitful, considering there are some like you who never grow up. The elderly population also seem rather emotional as well.” “So are you aliens?!”, they shouted their questions once again. “I wouldn’t say so but if that makes the pill easier to swallow.” “Wait, if you want to harvest positive emotions, why did my life go to sh-t!?” “I never said such a thing, just emotions, and the result of building someone up then tearing them down, is quite the strong one indeed.” They became silent. “hm, I was expecting a much more violent reaction from you, they normally either cry or scream and punch and- Now that I think about it, there was only a small handful that empathized with the cause.” “So are you just going to use me as a battery for the rest of my life?”, they choked on their words. “No, not techically, remember that fire you caused? and then how you woke up in a hospital bed?” How do you-”, I cut them off once again. “Your no longer human either, Alex. You’ll remain a battery until you decide to join me. Either live out a false reality that will forever beat you to death or become a logical I.”

Attention vocaloid animation fans

https://www.reddit.com/r/Panda_N_Co/

https://www.castingcall.club/projects/panda-n-co-webseries-hopefully

the story takes place in a city called Morosis Amarica somewhere in a somewhat dystopian future, where a division of vigalente work known as heroes are outlawed. The series starts Ying Yu, also known as the infamous Panda Hero, a tank. She’s on the top of the hero society and as such forced into a team which she isn’t happy with. She’s the Bakugou/Rapheal type. Cathrine Wright is a hopeless romantic eccentric, and somewhat lazy barista. She’s also the Kitten, a low ranked perseverance hero with stupid defence. And the final member of the team is Bonnibell Thumper, a intutive, slightly cynical, star student who goes by Bonnie. And same as the rest, Bonnie has a second life as Bunny sidekick, who’s a dark take on characters like KO and Izuku Midoria. The series will be a comedy with a focus on slapstick and one liners. Despite being a show about heroes, super powers aren’t involved and video game logic will be involved. There won’t be any kickstarters but there might be merch down the line and episode one is already in developement. More Info in the links, the casting call will be updated as needed. Artsist assistance will be considered if anybody wishes to do so. The “animation” will be a colored animatic style to save time

Watch the new drawfee episode to meet amazing new characters like:

Garf

Sludge the hedgehog

Nails the fox

Charles Brown

Despicable man

pizza pasta

i just tried making pizza pasta but since i didnt have regular cheese, i tried to use cheesesticks

it didnt work

the cheese went from stick, to puddle, to blob

Shujinko Chan screenshot recovered!!! :DDD

shinyuu always put so much trust in that manic panic pixie, i don’t even think she knew what the plan really was until that moment. the colors are a tad more desaturated than what i remember but that’s alright

made a celebretory meme, haven’t recovered anything with sukeban in it yet so i just used my fanart lol

(also we can totally talk about how yandev just yoinked her up and split her in half to make fumetsu and osana but that’s a topic for another day)

the shujinko tag is open for anyone that’s digging to share their findings or just general dialouge abt the show

mayo mayor the froog :)

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My body is acephobic

it has a tantrum everytime i dont have a child