An Accurate Representation Of My Tumblr Dashboard

Someday, somebody is going to take Procreate away from me, but until then I will subject you all to this

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

It!

helnik? yes please!!

We always walked a very thin line. You didn’t even hear me out.

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.

I’ve recently seen the idea of Jaskier being incredibly skilled with a dagger/sword/bow etc. becoming more popular and I am very excited

Basically he’s multiclassing as a bard/rogue and he’s damn good at it.

Years of learning every instrument and song he came across and talking his way into and out of trouble lent him to quick hands and an even quicker tongue

Subsequently years of getting too drunk at shady bars and fucking noblemens wives, sons, daughters, have led to him picking up a few... necessary skills for his survival

Be that knowing where to punch a man to make him fall or how much power to put behind a dagger so it finds purchase in a pursuers gut, he was no damsel

But sometimes it was nice to not have to always watch your back, to not always have to sit facing the door and sleep close to the window, so when Geralt came along, he made some assumptions, and it wasn’t Jaskiers job to correct him, so he let the Witcher do what he did best, no not kill monsters, he let him protect.

Paul: 'im not the Messiah!'

Stilgar: 'that sounds like something the Messiah would say!'

first two episodes were iconic, Percy is a sassy little nightmare as he should be

I'm already so much more committed than I ever was for the movies, it's almost like letting the authors write the shows helps it stay true to the source material

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-)

the concept of Andhera, Hob, Binx, and Rue all being a little party trying to take down the court of wonder while the lords of the wing just fuck around is SOOOO FUNNY