Hey So Last Night I Was Looking For Charming Teddy Bears, And What Should Have Been A Just And Noble

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

Hey So Last Night I Was Looking For Charming Teddy Bears, And What Should Have Been A Just And Noble

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7 months ago

ALL THE GAYS REBLOG THIS LETS SEE HOW FAR OR TUMBLR THIS GETS

ALL THE GAYS REBLOG THIS LETS SEE HOW FAR OR TUMBLR THIS GETS

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6 months ago

FUCK PEOPLE WHO VOTED TRUMP. I hate you with all my heart and I hope you burn in hell.

but most importantly, FUCK PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T VOTE KAMALA HARRIS.

You thought you fucking did something by not voting, well guess what, this is partially your fault. You allowed this to happen. By not voting for Trump’s opponent, you let him win. I hope you’re fucking happy with yourself. Good fucking job.

Now everyone will suffer the consequences of your actions. Not only you americans, but people outside of the US as well.

You thought you stopped a genocide supporter, but you allowed another one, who by the way is much much worse, to come into power (AGAIN). You keep talking about how the system needs to be changed or whatever, and you joke about overthrowing the government, and that votes change nothing. Yet you don’t do anything. You want a revolution? Then fucking start one. Come on, change the system. Overthrow the government, go ahead. “Both candidates are evil and I don’t want either to be president!” THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

Oh, you don’t actually want to do that? It sounds scary and impossible to achieve? Then you better at least fucking vote next time. Make a difference.

You achieved nothing, and only made things worse.


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1 month ago
two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "Kristi Noem's purse was stolen from a DC restaurant with $3,000 in cash, passport, and government badge inside."

"Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash."

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1 year ago

Agreed

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason


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2 months ago
"You Are The Light. It's Not On You, It's In You. Don't You Ever In Your Motherfucking Life Dim Your

"You are the light. It's not on you, it's in you. Don't you ever in your motherfucking life dim your light for nobody."

For all my trans people in America - we got this.

9 months ago

Honestly I’ve been tempted to learn how to use a sword exclusively so I can go “while you were ___, I was studying the blade” to my friends.

The thing about that is when we did foam sword fighting for the right to decide who the next dm for the D&D campaign would be, I won, and the friend who has actually done a proper sword fighting camp lost on their second round


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1 month ago

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

How It Feels To Read A Really Good Fic And Find The Author Has Dozens More Like It 
4 months ago

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol


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elssecondaccount - Actually The First Account
Actually The First Account

I named it this on a dare, my real second account hasn’t been used in years and has a completely normal name.

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