What Did Doja Cat Say About Big Noses Again ???

"Formula 1 is such a serious sport!"

Is it?

God there's so many more I can put it's insane

My birthday is coming up soon and I am not at all excited or happy but this short blurb is so cute and I love it so much <3

[𝟏𝟐:𝟎𝟏𝐀𝐌] — yang jungwon x gn!reader

0.2k words, fluff, let's pretend it's your birthday!! :D

Yang Jungwon was usually good at sleeping through the night, especially when he had you tucked into his embrace. But his eyes fluttered open, a soft groan falling from his lips, as he saw the rusted night sky outside the bedroom window. 

Careful to not bother you—who slept so soundly on his chest—he reached for his phone on the nightstand. With a quick double tap, the time 00:01 flashed in his light-sensitive eyes. 

Relief befell him at the sight of the time; plenty of time left to snooze. 

A small smile graced his face as he tightened his hold around you, ready to settle in for a hearty eight or so more hours. He could feel himself start to relax and match his heartbeat with yours… slower and slower… until—

The thought popped into his head like the flicking of a light switch. 

"Honey," he crooned to you softly. 

You stirred. "Mm?" Your hand gripped onto the fabric of his T-shirt, and Jungwon cooed at how cute you were. Perhaps he had just disturbed your peace, but it was all for good reason. 

He pressed his lips to the crown of your head. "It's your birthday. Happy birthday, my love."

The words hadn't quite sunken into your half-sleep conscience, but you murmured a "thank you" to him anyway. 

He chuckled, biting a smile back. Then he gently cupped his hand over the back of your head and closed his eyes. When he awoke later, he would happily say it to you again.

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need to be wearing richie's leather jacket and standing next to him in the alley while he smokes his ciggy and always makes sure to exhale the smoke over my head and never in my face & never lets me have a drag because "it's bad for you, are you fuckin' crazy, baby?"

↺ heeseung as a boyfriend ↻

we know heeseung is caring and kind, but i think he's bold too

you would immediately know he was into you because he made sure you were aware

he flirted in a subtle way to make you curious about what would be his next move

and heeseung's next move was call you out...

he wasn't hasty about your relationship, actually he was pretty patient about it

he waited for your response to his investments and he was so happy when you assured him you felt the same

so one day you woke up in a morning and he was calling you his girlfriend

he would do it all the time now that you were dating

specially in front of the members, he would say things like “oh i miss my girlfriend so much” “wait a minute, i'm talking to my girlfriend”

just because he's so proud of being with you

and because he highly values ​​using words to show it

he loves it when you say sweet things to him

or if you write long texts to him, he would love that

words it's just so important to him

sometimes when you were distracted, he would appear from behind and whisper in your ear, how much he loves you or how much pretty you are for his eyes

overall heeseung would surprise you a lot with his acts of love

he's a cozy boy

he's your best company on your bad days

and despite his sentimentalism, he's also so funny. he would make you laugh for hours because he has so many stories to tell

he's open with you and expects you to be the same

even though he doesn't like to pressure you, he wants you to be just his

so he wants to know your secrets and your deep thoughts

because this way he feels close to you in a way anyone else is

and he likes this feeling

but it's not like heeseung is clingy

actually he gives you a lot of space (he's an introvert himself so...)

he just shows his love in many ways

he likes the touch, the words, the looks

and because of that, he is so sensual sometimes

he flirts with you even being already in a relationship

“did it hurt?” “what?” “when you fell from heaven-” “NO WAY HEESEUNG” “im sorry for this one my love😐”

can you blame him?

you would never feel unloved by him

he has this protective side of him, even when you are in public he would keep you close to him, for example, hold your hand to cross the street so you don't run the risk of getting hit by car; these things only your grandma would do lol

his jealousy is very silent; he watches you a lot to know if you need him to get you out of these kinds of situations

but he trusts you to fire any guy who tries something

and because of that, he would get so disappointed if he sees you returning someone's flirtation. that wouldn't happen though, i bet you wouldn't do it (you know, he can get so cold if you hurt him in any way)

sometimes he gets caught up in the details, because the little things matter to him

he would praise you a lot and he'd be proud of every little thing you accomplished

when it comes to disagreements, heeseung is pretty rational

he's calm and doesn't get angry easily, he doesn't even likes to argue to be honest

he thinks is a waste of time fight over things so instead he tries to resolve things quickly

even being kinda stubborn with his ideas, he would still understand your side

i don't know but i just think that a relationship with hee would be so easy

he likes to keep the peace and comfort

his favorite time to do things is at night, so with him you would expect a lot of outings at dawn

he likes it when you take him out of his comfort zone and show him new things

and he would do it too, specially when he see you need to rest your mind

overall a very kind and considerate boyfriend who wants to makes you feel good and keep things stable

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# masterlist

a/n: so (hee)re we are again (!) my girlfriend asked me to write this hee as a boyfriend so i just did because i do anything for her yk 😳

hope you like it! 😼

entered the theater not knowing anything and left blushing with butterflies

“My child is fine”

Your child has an obsession with multiple people and they’re not even real.

Could you do nsfw headcanons for Fred? xoxo you’re the best

Ooof okay here we go, sorry if these are terrible

* Having his hair pulled on is such a turn on. If you guys are making out or if he is eating you out it turns him on even more.

* Casually teases you during meals in the great hall. Fred would move your skirt up and his hand would travel from your knee to your thigh. Fred would whisper in your ear about how much he wants you. Your friends would know something is up when you abruptly get up and leave.

* Fred loves to leave hickeys all over your neck and chest.

* Likes to give oral more than receive.

* His likes being on top but my God when you are on top riding him . . . Fred loves it. He would be sitting up and would put his head on your chest while you move up and down on him.

* Fred loves you in lingerie. For him it never gets old. You would walk out in matching black lace bra and panties and he would just look you up and down. He would walk over and throw you into your bed before going down on you.

*Okay so I know Fred is tall and rather skinny but I feel like because of Quidditch, Fred would secretly have an athletic built. Like his back would be so define. You would leave deep scratch marks on his back. When he would change in the locker room, his teammates often make jokes about how his night was.

* Also, my God his boy has stamina. He could go on for a while

* He also has big ass hands and fingers. Fred can easily making you cum on his fingers alone.

* Honestly when he groans or moans in your ear it turns you on so much. It's hard for Fred to be quite. When you are staying at the Burrow, it's a real problem.

* Speaking of the Burrow, y'all would fuck on Percy's bed when he annoys the two of you.

* Leaving Bill and Fleur's wedding early to sneak back into the Burrow. The whole night Fred would whisper about how beautiful and sexy you looked and how much he wanted you (while grabbing your ass). You had to admit, Fred looked pretty good in his suit and it had you feeling some type of way. You both would be too eager and horny so he just went to his room and hiked your dress up to your waist and fucked you against the wall with your legs around his waist.

* You guys also had no problem with fucking in a carriage during the Yule ball.

Listen here my friends and listen well.

If you’re not a fat girl I don’t wanna hear your opinions on the polin smut scenes. I REALLY don’t. When we get them if you’re not one of us your opinion means nothing. This is the first time we won’t be the butt of the joke. Instead we get to see one of our own be the sexy, desirable girl on the screen. Not to be superficial but I’m gonna anyway, never have we truly gotten to see ourselves on the screen being desired by the hot guy, and NEVER have we gotten scenes like the ones we’re about to be graced with. The internet is already gonna rake Nicola and any other fat woman who dares to find themselves sexy over smoldering goddamn coals, don’t y’all on here start doing it to, or I start swinging.

So when these smut scenes come out I don’t want to hear SHIT. Let us big girls enjoy the one time we aren’t the laughing stock when it comes to sex on TV. Just once.

I need him to fuck me until i pass out

Thank you