I Love This So Much

"The state of the hair of the New York Institute is strong, and with the exception of a single mishap, which we are recovering from, we foresee only positive developments in the domain of our hair in the months and years to come."

Kit, who ran away to another continent when Ty turned him down: guys it's not funny

Julian, who probably gave Emma a UTI after the beach scene: it really is

Will, who called Tessa a prostitute and insulted her at every opportunity: I can't stop laughing

Alec, who fell down the stairs after his first date with Magnus: you're right, Kit. you should drunk dial him.

Magnus, who at one point dated Camille Belcourt: I'll get the wine

Simon, who accidentally cheated on Isabelle once: I'll dial

Jace:

Simon's mom's an alcoholic. Not a good thing, but I'm overcome with feels about Climon and the Fray family helping him and Rebecca cope. Headcannons, pleaaaase??

Oh my gosh, yes! So many. I see Elaine as what you might consider a functional alcoholic, at least at first. She drank to sleep, to forget. It was cheaper than sleeping pills, and with none of the side effects she didn’t like. It didn’t interfere with her work, usually, and she honestly thought Rebecca and Simon didn’t notice. Besides… it helped her cope. 

Being a single mom with a full time job was hard, watching her husband die in  front of her was harder. Drugs were a big no in their little community, her parents would have killed her, but a bit of drinking at night was acceptable, as long as it wasn’t on a holy day or anything. She moved on from a few glasses of wine to dry martinis in the evening, to settle her brain so she could get Simon and Rebecca down, to drinking mid afternoon to handle her headaches so she could get through work. It made her sloppy, she knew it, but she didn’t drive, she made sure her kids were taken care of, surely it was fine?

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Simon biting Jace and Alec in TMI:

jace being simon’s defender/guard dog will never not be funny to me:

1. we have all of cofa, especially that scene where him and jordan argue and he’s like uh i can protect him all by myself tysm

2. “i could have killed you” “i would have let you”

3. cog when jace tried breaking simon out of prison

4. tftsa when jace visits to train him/check up on him

5. in the land i lost where he’s like simon did just fine when lily tells alec that simon didn’t bite him right

6. in tlbotw when simon wants to go home

7. when jace threatens asmodeus to back off from simon in cohf

and most of these were because of clary initially but we all know the rest are because simon is jace’s only real non-family/gf friend lmao

i really hope we get scene where jace finally admits that he cares about simon or at least considers simon a close friend in the kickstarter books or even the black volume of the dead or something bc it’s just so amusing

LIKE ALINE THINKING JACE WAS IN LOVE WITH SIMON!! that was comedy gold.

i love jimon goodbye

EXACTLYYYYYYY. Jimon is for LIFERSSSS. I’m glad I have other people who throughly enjoyed Jace and Simons ‘friendship’ as much as I do!! I always thought it was underrated in the fandom.

I’m a truther that Simon was Jace’s best friend in a sense (Alec is like his brother, his parabatai there on a whole other level than best friendship I fear)

Also Jace constantly calling Simon “his” or “our” whenever someone tried to kidnap… STAND UP JACE HERONDALE!! Also when Jace said he enjoyed it when Simon bit him😭😭 TOO FUNNY.

Also, from what is implied, the only TMI gang members that survive in Thule ARE Simon and Jace!! “I’ll kill you jace herondale” - Thule Simon. When I say I need ANGST when these two meet again? Exactly. I will NOT be satisfied unless Thule!Simon is the one to kill Jace, that’s all I want in TWP!

TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!!!!! Jimon is one the best friendships in TSC exactly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I love the idea that Simon just has really horrendous posture and it rectifies itself after he ascends. Like, Jace is a solid inch taller until Simon stands up straight and they’re the same height. Jace absolutely stands on his tippy toes whenever people ask them to compare height, and pouts when he gets called out for it.

I known canonically Jace is taller than Simon. But picture this. Simon being exactly two inches taller than Jace. But it only happened after Simon ascended. Jace is still pissed about it. Simon is all smug but without actually pointing it. Jace starts styling his hair with some spikes, he is so not letting Simon win., Etc.

when tf did i become a jimon shipper

hmm tall dark haired born into a prestigious lineage had something going on with their parabatai high position in the goverment adopted a child has a son named max was hit on by a vampire was racist for a hot second is it robert or alec lightwood

Why would kit ever speak to simon about school? random ass shit 😂

just cus i think itd be funny

also Tessa, Jem, Magnus, and Ty have never been to mundane school, at least not for the last 100years, but Simon and Clary have,,

maybe he just wants to ask questions that nobody else he's in normal contact with has an answer to (?)

also theres not enough Simon in these books, i think him and Kit would talk about anime together