Jellal, Screams: OHMYGOD

Jellal, screams: OHMYGOD

Erza: What is it and why are you on the counter

Jellal: A SPIDER ITS DEADLY.

Erza, picks it up: how did a tarantula get in my room

Jellal: YOU HAVE CAKE EVERYWHERE WHY WOULDN'T THERE BE

Erza: it's just a bug tho

Erza: He's fuzzy touch it

Jellal: UM NO

Erza: TOUCH IT

Jellal, running: NONONONO

Erza: COME ON HE ISNT THAT BAD

Jellal: PLEASE NO

-one hour later-

Jellal, with spider on his head: OH MY GOD

Erza: his name is Patrick.

Jellal: oh my Patrick.

Erza: he is our pet now.

Jellal: what does Patrick want for dinner

Erza, listening to Patrick: Chinese.

Jellal: good choice bud.

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7 years ago
落書き By Lm7
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4 years ago

Southeastern Europe did a thing

Southeastern Europe Did A Thing
4 years ago

AND THEN HE JUST WALKS AWAY LMAO... what an icon

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7 years ago
Makes Sense :3
Makes Sense :3
Makes Sense :3

makes sense :3

4 years ago

Some gorgeous person a while back made a post about if various other famous elves had been part of the fellowship instead of legolas, one of them being Maglor, and now I can’t stop thinking about that au

Elrond: Hi Frodo. This is my dad. He’ll be coming with you on your impossible quest.

Frodo: Wait, I thought your dad was Earendil? Bilbo did a whole musical number about it.

Elrond: Yes, that was awkward for all of us. Have fun!

(more hilarious outtakes beneath cut)

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7 years ago
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(he knows her knock)

(her face connie’s face aaughghg)

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‘ … i’ve spent all this time and energy …”

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 years ago

On Celegorm, I guess

Celegorm ran away from home to join the church. 

I think the Hunt of Orome can be reasonably defined as a religious order. More an order of knights than of monks, sure, but as they served Orome (basically a diety) directly, the religious aspect is explicit, I think

And when you think of it that way, you can say that Celegorm had a job. ln the religious structure of Valinor. Working for a god. I like the consider the Hunter of Oromë conservationists, tilling Eru’s land or whatever, and I don’t think that’s really an ‘out there’ interpretation. They’re gamekeepers. For the church.

Keeping all that in mind, what does that all mean for Celegorm’s character? Well, hot take of the day, I think it means that (as a character) Celegorm has more in common with Percy fucking Weasley than he does with Charlie Weasley. 

Let me explain (in a largely incoherent, jokey way).

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7 years ago

Tru!

This Is War 😂

This is war 😂

3 years ago
7 years ago

:'D

Erwin: Okay that’s it. I’ve waited long enough and I need to know the truth. Are you two dating?

Hanji: Erwin! How could you insinuate such a thing? Of course Levi and I aren’t dating!

Levi: We’re married.

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