Erza, Lucy, Levy, Juvia: *breathes*
Jellal, Natsu, Gajeel, Gray: I love you.
Mavis: *breathes*
Zeref: What business do you have being alive?
Sleep Deprived Levi: *yawns and grabs Erwin’s hand*
Erwin: *recoiling* Levi what the hell are you doing
Levi: oh sorry I thought you were Hange
Erwin: oh… that’s okay, Levi.
Levi:
Erwin:
Levi:
Erwin:
Levi:
Erwin: Levi, why would you be holding Hange’s hand?
Levi: *suddenly awake and speed walking away* GOOD DAY COMMANDER
No se ustedes pero yo ya quiero ver esta escena en el anime
Para los que no saben, esta escena esta en el manga entre el tomo 13 y 14
ohohoho
so let me get this straight
after melkor comes along and ruins everybody’s fun on an even MORE cosmic level than usual by destroying the two trees of valinor in a plague of darkness, pretty much just out of pure spite, the valar go to fëanor like, “dude, hey, could we borrow your silmarils? of course we know they’re yours, but there’s just enough mojo in them to start rebuilding our trees which were, y’know, destroyed in a plague of darkness and all.”
and fëanor thinks about this for a minute or two. maybe he scratches his chin; maybe he clicks his tongue a few times, in a thoughtful sort of way. and then finally he’s like “well here’s the thing, and it’s kind of funny, we’ll probably laugh about it later, ha ha, but jokes aside they’re mine and i’m keeping them”
and then, just to be even more of a dick, he adds, “oh, and don’t even think about trying to force me to give them to you, because then you’ll be just as bad as melkor, check and mate etc etc.“ and then he probably shows them his middle finger or something, i don’t know, i’m not well-versed in noldor hand gestures.
and so the poor valar literally just have to turn round and go back to their horrible ruined tree city that’s all, like, razed to the ground and covered in a cloak of eternal night, all because fëanor is a whiny little pissbaby who doesn’t feel like giving up his Special Shinies.
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: ELVES ARE ASSHOLES
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Now that Jellal has thrown himself into the void, the big four all has death scares! Yay.
Gray is mad because he’s the only dude in the “I saw my lover dying” club.
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Y'all, sometimes it's not your trauma or the disorder or the way you process information. Sometimes you're just in the wrong and you could have behaved better. Sometimes you're just a dickhead and you gotta recognize it and own it.
Knowing the difference is tough, but it really does help you on the road to recovery or on the road to managing your symptoms. Taking the time to recognize that in myself helps me know when I can give more or when I really do need help and understanding. Sometimes we are just assholes and that's when you gotta go "I'm sorry, what can I do moving forward?" And in that asking? You get to explain where you need help.
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