i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
fuckable bumper sticker in the appalachians
Everything is transgender everybody transgender
because the thing is bisexual
quitting my job to paint every inch of my house
Y'all look at this goofy-ass teenage spoonbill trying to figure out what branches can actually bear his weight
see him schmoove
hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
Grayson | 29 | he/him | polyam bisexual trans man | ADHD. I like sci-fi horror, Furbys, and tarot. 18+ only. don't call me transmasc
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