God Didn't Give Me A Dick Because I Would Read Poems & Get Hard And Then Everyone Would Be Mean To Me

sometimes i have a hard time wrapping my head around the existence of doms lol... like u wanna to do all of the thinking FOR ME??? u wanna take care of ME??? u wanna make ALL of the decisions??? u just need me to sit pretty and make you feel good???? literally what are you, an angel???????

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

thanks Mikey rom’s

IT’S A GOOD WEEK FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE !!!

everybody say thank you mikey way

this has reduced me to tears

Something fucking terrible is gonna happen tomorrow and I’m contemplating getting drunk to cope

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

They call me bush on account of my w George

they call me George on account of my W Bush

Every hand that rises against Internet Archive shall fall

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn