[october 15, 2024]

a website preview just for fun because the home page got updated! (earlycuntsets.org)

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

y'all...

Just spoke to the woman who birthed me,

if this: "I respect Walmart greeters, I just don't aspire to be one". is prefacing, would this: "I don't aspire to be a Walmart greeter, but I respect them". then be postfacing ?

michael romance. ray toro sighting. two gerard sightings in a week. she has gray hairs. michael is doing things. frank is posting. rehearsal. we are so fucking back

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Sometimes I still feel the bruise

this has reduced me to tears