Masculine Titles I'm Okay With

Get you a girl with too many arms. Get you a girl with an uncommon number of limbs. Get you a girl with uncommon limbs.

Realized in the middle of the theater that I want to be a sexy symbiote woman. Get that purple lightning goop inside of me ASAP.

When I was a small child, my dad told me never to swear. It only just now dawned on me that he meant I wasn't allowed to use swear words. I took it like, "I solemnly swear..." and I took it to heart. Any time anyone asked me to do something and told me to swear on it, I would just respond with, "I don't swear, but I promise!"

I still very rarely said swear words as a child (my official number is five times before 18 years of age). I was in high school when accidentally said "dick" for the first time the morning after a sleepover at an abandoned school.

Assuming this hasn't been done yet.

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

I can't tell if other people are confusing or if I'm the confusing one.

I've been terrified of going insane for a long time now, specifically loss of lucidity/memory. When I was in high school, I would occasionally have minor hallucinations when I wasn't getting enough sleep.

The most afraid I've been in my life was once when I lost access to all my memories for about thirty seconds. I couldn't recall any details about my identity or my whereabouts (my apartment).

I think the second most disturbing experience was years ago when I was in the shower and I thought my hair turned into spider legs. It took every fiber of my being not to freak out and start thrashing my limbs all over the place.

The last time I visited my dad, he described two occasions of having hallucinations similar to ones I've had, so I asked if my family has a history of mental illness. He said his grandmother or something like that "went crazy," so that wasn't very helpful or reassuring.

I think overall, the best thing to do is enjoy life now. Worrying about the future will probably just make it hard to deal with. Eventually I should talk to a therapist, but I'm happy where I am.

How come speakers all got animal stuff going on? I mean seriously, tweeters? Subwoofers? Bass?

Just a reminder that Robots (2005) has two on-screen sexual reassignment surgeries which happen to two different characters.

Hmm, the caves call to me... I wish to be underground.