Luz: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Amity, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Luz: BLOCKED.
Amity: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Luz: *chugs entire bottle*
Luz: It’s perfume.
Luz: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Amity, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Amity: Is something burning?
Luz: Just my love for you.
Amity: Luz, the toaster is on fire.
Amity: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Luz: Thank you
Amity: I didn't say that was a good thing
Luz: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Amity: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Luz: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Luz: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Amity: Killed without hesitation.
Luz: No.
Luz: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Amity: Really? Name one law
Luz: Don't kill people?
Amity: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊Ruikasa headcanons! :3
tsukasa is really clingy, like REALLY clingy
they're both obsessed with eachother
P A R T N E R S I N C R I M E !!
rui has probably commited like 20 crimes that Tsukasa has no clue about
people making the height difference in Ruikasa even bigger bc Tsukasa is "more bbg 🥺🥺" is my 13th reason why bro Tsukasa is 5'8 why ruikasa fanarts make him look 4'11 😭😭
bc WHY NOT
Mizuki: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Ena: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Ena: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Mizuki: Ena, that’s gay.
Ena: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
Ena walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Mizuki, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Mizuki, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
soukoku trying to look intimidating mfs probably cry when a website asks if theyre human
rip nikolai gogol you would have loved skibidi toilet
chuuya bullies kids on roblox i have no proof but no doubts either
nah bc i was watching carmen sandiego (2018) and bitch why is carmen sooo fine 😭😭 not to be dramatic but i would literally die for that woman. i'd cook, clean, i'd do anything for her. (i totally forgot i had tumblr
because i was obviously not utterly destroyed by his "death"
shin soukokus ship name is ugly it should be orphasthma or smth