Fuck

So did Ranboo start in the Dream SMP by being revived by Dream?

Cus he only showed up after Dream got the revive book, right? And we KNOW that his enderwalk state was working with Dream, so maybe Ranboo died a long time ago and maybe the first thing Dream did with it was test it by bringing his once-ally back to life. Low risk, low reward.

Except it didn't work. Ranboo didn't remember anything. Maybe it'd been too long, or Dream hadn't gotten it right yet.

Which is why when he joined he tried to kill Ranboo. To "reset him" or something. Maybe this got rid of two of his canon lives, or maybe he died when Sam killed him because he was already living a borrowed life and he had less than none left at that point

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Hey. Kid that I didn't even know existed? You don’t need to buy me chocolate for that. Seriously. It’s fine. It didn't even touch me. nooo. stop. Look it’s nice that you’re going to such lengths to make me feel better, but I don’t feel bad. Okay? Relax. You didn’t do anything. I didn't even know something had happened, until you came over to apologise for it. 

How sad to watch him grow

I have 100 tabs and all of them are fanfiction

"Of course I have a mother you dumb b-"

Remember You from Adventure Time

or Time Adventure

Zombie AU Phil and Wilbur

But 'Remember Me' from Coco

Fuck

Miraculous Ladyboog

Elves are cats and Dwarves are dogs.

That's why they hate each other

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road