You Want Him To Date Vania's Dad?!?!??

i like a good "time travel fix-it where everything is carefully planned out by the time traveler(s) and ultimately goes right" fic as much as the next person but I am such a slut for "if there was a plan, we have neglected to follow it." this includes:

the plan was just "fix a problem" which, turns out, is not a real plan

i didn't know about or forgot to account for something and now everything has gone to shit

i severely overestimated my emotional capacity to deal with this, and now things are on fire (literally and/or figuratively)

oh man i did NOT expect this other character/group of characters to have a completely batshit reaction to my changes and.... wow. okay. so the plan is ruined

i encountered a hiccup in the plan and proceeded to make a panicked, very bad decision and now the plan is in the toilet

i wasn't going to do anything about this problem because it's going to resolve itself, but you know what, FUCK IT, i can't just not do anything

okay maybe i'm just bad at planning?

(the snake is called clementine, respect her)

thats the last of my inktober art dump! if anyone has prompts, requests, lil aus that i could draw i will have shockingly little to do the next few days (weeks) so id love to hear them! happy halloween tumblr users

part 1

part 2

pov: you're a fanfic writer who's in school/college

me: I'm in the mood to write.

my brain: ....write your essay, right?

me:....

my brain: You're going to write your essay, RIGHT?

There are scortch marks where the kids used to be

When you go home everything looks different, 

and you’re scared of being left behind. x

my blog’s theme is me. a compilation of every single thing i love. every interest. every musing. and everything in between.

"Of course I have a mother you dumb b-"

Everyone is literally full of themselves

Secret identity civilian memes part two - villain edition

Penis: where are you going.

Milfboss: away from here

Penis: your leaving me?

Milfboss: yes

Penis: why? are we not friends?

Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now

Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore

Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!

Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair

Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.

Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?

Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.

Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!

Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.

Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!

Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this

Penis: what about the admiral

Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!

[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]

Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware

Thinkin about how the generational gaps are getting larger and how it's getting more difficult to understand what previous/new generations have gone through because our experiences are so different.

People used to be raised in similar environments to their parents which meant that they could understand each other properly, now it's almost like we're from different cultures.

I don't know much about our recent history. I had Covid, what did my parents have?