Post Marital Eye Contact

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Grown-ups in the world of Stormbreaker:

Adult #1: grotesque gargoyle

Adult #2: hideous beast

Adult #3: truly terrible to behold

Yassen Gregorovich: ✨sleek dancer’s body and chiseled lips✨

The Walking Dead season 1

You ever just write fanfictions for comfort that you plan on posting but then just- don't?

Drinking sugar free Sprite is proven to be better for you and even more horrendous than drinking McDonald's Sprite

Gay Gwen Stacy fanfiction

the soggiest saddest little sons of hades get put in the time out jar to have character development