I'm Literally Having A Mid Life Crisis. This Is The Middle Of My Life. I'm Halfway There, Make Your Mother

Girl in my Chem class: I taught myself how to play piano, I can teach myself coulombic attraction.

Other girl: Wow, that's really amazing.

First girl again: I'm just kidding, I can't play piano.

Your reblogs are how I know you're still alive

I'm struggling with the fact that I was defending Andrew Garfield in Amazing Spiderman when I was but a small child and now everybody wants to act like they were there from the beginning.

Yes I'm happy he's getting his day now.

Yes I will also gatekeep this until I die.

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

Must a movie be good? Isn't it enough just to watch a pretty disaster of a man in a loving domestic gay partnership with a ravenous alien goo?

Is it quirky if I don't capitalize the "i" on posts??

It feels like something one would do if they were not like other girlies

I wish I had a supreme sky daddy that I could blame my problems on :(