My Dream Is To See One Of My Shitposts On One Of Those TikTok Compilations

Who's the best homophobic gay character?

I've decided I'm a muppet, not a man

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

Can't believe that she genuinely doesn't sleep.

Like she's literally waging a war on the weak. She opened the door to my dreams and turned them into nightmares but like a life?? She still gets to keep that??

Just accidentally assumed I'm going to heaven while also being a gay person who mocks the very thought of God.

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

I-

christian borle's shakespeare 🤝 lauren lopez's drace malfoy

inexplicably the only person with an english accent in a musical set in england

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

Been working at haunt for a couple weeks now, and people are weird as shit. Like, why tf are little boys asking actors to shove things up their ass?? Why are fully grown men making feet pics jokes when they see severed legs??

Real pity that nobody believed Cassandra. But like, then again, she was lost from the start. Or so I've heard.

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Penelope Scott is releasing dead girls sometime this summer and I’m not gonna know how to act