I'm Positive Someone Has Already Pointed This Out But The Similarities Are UNCANNY

yo y las respuestas de mi vida

profesor:¿cual es su defecto?

yo: ser demasiado negativa y no cooperativa

profesor: podría darme un ejemplo

yo: no y si me disculpa me gustaría seguir pensando formas de llegar a tirarme de un puente por fracasada

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killer michael au where he kils william xD

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

I don’t even care anymore. You’re either going to take a genocide happening right in front of you seriously or you’re going to let an entire country of innocent people be killed and in 20 years wonder what happened while you were silent

A couple more swap AU things I did!

Had more, but lost motivation halfway through so I might finish them up another day. Thanks for all the support(?)

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Kara: Good morning.

Markus: Good morning.

North: Good morning.

Alice: Good morning.

Simon: Good morning.

Hank: You all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a bit?

Connor: *jumps through the window with his gun* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Vivi: *covering Arthur's eyes* Guess who!

Arthur: It's either Vivi or the cold clammy hands of death.

Vivi: It's me!

Arthur: Dammit.

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute