Hey Coach, Sorry We Cannibalized Your Team Captain. In Our Defense, Her Pregnant Gf Said That's What

i love that during doomcoming everyone is freaking the fuck out, doing rituals, having orgies, and hunting people like animals and then Nat is just there like “my hand is wavy hehehe”🤪

“SHAUNA WHERE’S JACKIE’S EAR ???”

Shauna:

is this anything?

"but you've dated before, you can't be aromantic" "but you've never dated anyone, how could you know you're aromantic" shut up

misty: crystal died of natural causes.

mari: you pushed her off a cliff.

misty: gravity is a natural cause!

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go 😭

it's kind of crazy the difference between how house treats wilson when he thinks he's dying vs how house treated cuddy when he thought she was dying. cuddy seriously deserved better bc imagine you find out your ex boyfriend couldn't even see you sober and be there for you when you needed him but he faked his death and ran away with the guy he told you not to worry about. i would crash like 10 trucks into his apartment if i were her

Paul Matthews turns on the radio in the car to hear the advertisements and then turns it off again when the music plays