Max “I Am Expecting You To Betray Me.” In Dirty Girl Then Grace Literally Hooking Up With Him To

misty: crystal died of natural causes.

mari: you pushed her off a cliff.

misty: gravity is a natural cause!

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

i think people forget that cuddy has funny lines in almost every scene she's in because of how straight-faced she is. but she really does. and she says all of this in five minutes of the show (s4e12)

How to survive in the Yellowjackets universe:

-Don’t be a symbol of innocence or civilization

-Don’t be a man

-Don’t find renewed purpose and direction in life

-Don’t be an extra with dark hair that randomly appears halfway through the series

“Im straight” “I’m gay” I’m not a loser ??? Please don’t kill me?? I’m not a nerdy prude??? I’m not a loser???

isnt it fucked up how curly had to watch anya overdose, daisuke crawl out of a vent with a major injury, and jimmy grab the gun used to kill swansea all while he laid in the medbay unable to do anything. he knew his entire team was dying and couldn’t do anything about it

I am a comedic genius

Wanting a QPR with someone who is probably not aromantic is making me feel crazy because it’s like please please please please don’t romantically like anyone but also please please please don’t romantically like me either

Just be my best friend forever, just keep choosing me, just dont leave me🙏