This Blog Hates Donald Trump

In the cars movies, cars are the primary form of life on their earth-like world. We've seen that plenty of earth history and stories are reflected there in recognizable ways.

While it never came up in the cars movies, we know what their skinwalkers look like. We have movies and toys and tv shows about them.

Imagine being a car, driving down an empty road at night, when you see a meteor strike not too far off the road. Deciding to investigate, you find a large metal object embedded in the smoldering ground. Carefully approaching, a light suddenly shines from the object and passes over you, before suddenly the metal object falls over and turns into a perfect copy of you, save for a strange purple emblem as a hood ornament. As you back away in fear, it changes again... Into an enormous creature with tree-like growths instead of wheels, standing on two trunks instead of horizontal like most creatures you've ever heard of. This terrifying vertical monstrosity then aims a glowing appendage towards you, before a flash of light and sound sends you into unending darkness.

Back on the road, a car returns from the crater and drives away, leaving a smoldering wreck behind.

In other words, cybertronians, transformers? They're the skinwalkers of the cars world.

space women be shopping

I just like how these two ended up in sequence on my feed.

what even is a crush

you were rescued by legendary bounty hunter samus aran! she looks a little different out of the suit, though

Samus and the baby

fitness girlies

Samus painting commission for twt user

Asked to draw her with the metroid dread last suit...it was a very fun suit to draw

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”