Happy Chanukah, Folks!

midnight d&d post?

yeah, midnight d&d post.

my tired brain decided now was a good time to mention that one of my shops for my new campaign is called the crow bar.

it is a bar.

for crows.

it is not a bar for people.

for people, it is basically like a repairs shop, but the lady who runs it also basically looks after a whole murder of crows.

also she’s cool and has a mechanical hand and is probably a lesbian.

SUP NERDS! FUN FACT, P4RT1CAL IS A SUPER TALENTED ARTIST WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH AND ALSO IS MY LITTLE BROTHER! PLEASE GO CHECK HIM OUT!

Haven’t posted in ages so screw it, slight redesign of a character for the first time in it’s many years of existence. Happy 3rd year of capture, 022. You fiend

from today’s session

my party found medusa, helped out perseus without killing her, and bought her an absolutely massive puppy.

perseus is happy because he found a work-around and is not dead. (when polydectes asked for the head of the gorgon he didn’t say it had to be detached.)

medusa is happy to have a companion and some cool new friends.

my players of course instantly asked for the dog’s name and i panicked and so now medusa has a very large and fluffy bear-like dog named chobani.

Is your mother disappointed you’re a Cubs fan?

huh? i don’t know what you even mean by this. i think it’s a sports thing? i don’t follow sports and even if i did, i don’t think my mom would be disappointed.

character time!

alrighty, so, this is not for the campaign i’m building. this is one of my player characters that i didn’t get to use much because that group fell apart. (scheduling is real hard, my dudes. the struggle is real.) she’s a tiefling bard.

this is phelia. she is the only child of lord arxus, a viscount, and was raised with the knowledge that her father would someday marry her off for political gain. this never sat well with her, but she knew it was her duty. fast-learning and clever, phelia had a tongue like a whip and was a quick study. music and storytelling were her specialties, though she was also quite adept at diplomacy and swordplay. she was well-behaved, the picture of nobility, the perfect daughter. and then the day came. her father told her she was to be married, he had promised her hand to an elven earl that she had never met.

she wasn’t ready. so she ran.

she cut her hair and fled from her home. she took a coin purse and a sword, bought herself new clothes, and caught a ride out of town.

her father put out a reward for her return. she was both his child and his most valuable political asset, he wanted her back. as she adventured, she had to avoid suspicion, avoid capture. even her party couldn’t know who she truly was.

(now we get into sideplot i had planned out with the dm but didn’t actually get to have happen.)

eventually, phelia was found out and brought back home. she tried to fight against her father, but in the end, it was her duty to marry the man of his choosing.

still, this wasn’t the end. no, she was to do her duty, marry lord ronan, but the wedding was interrupted. one of the enemies from her time adventuring came bursting in, taking down guard after guard. they knew those little adventurers that had been causing so many issues would be here, easy to take care of. phelia grabbed one of the fallen guards’ swords and engaged. the rest of the party was quick to join, but it was she who got the killing blow.

battered and soaked in blood that was not her own, sword still held firm, phelia stared down her father. she would not marry. not today. not this man. she would choose her own partner. and this was final.

her father could not argue. and so, lord arxus let his daughter go. phelia was free.

it’s because we love them and also you

Y’all act fast with those names palettes 😂😂

I'm back! With two characters!

todays characters are johnny "long dong" silver and dorian brackenborough from my pirate campaign!

so starting with johnny, he is a very charismatic individual, long greying hair and eyes that sparkle with mischief. he's the bosun of the main pirate ship in this campaign. johnny silver is a trans man, the nickname "long dong" referring to his old, frankly huge packer. He has since transitioned with the help of a wizard with true polymorph but the packer still shows up around the ship because some of the crewmates find it funny to just hide it somewhere until someone finds it. "long dong's on the loose" is a phrase heard more often than one might think.

dorian brackenborough is the ship's doctor. he was a medical student when he first met johnny and he fell hard and fast. he's quiet, gentle, not the type for piracy really. still, when johnny asked him if he wanted to join up, he couldn't say no.

johnny and dorian are now together and have been for quite some time. they are still idiots for each other, though. johnny loves to call dorian all sorts of pet names, though darling is a favorite to the point that some folks just call dorian "johnny's darling" or "johnny darling" because it always makes him blush. johnny also, much to dorian's annoyance, has a tendency to hurt himself just for an excuse to see his boyfriend.

anyhow, they are in love and i love them dearly.

so i made another new blog

you can check it out over at @pidgeon-hole where i will be reblogging cool dice pics and also doing color palette requests based on words/names/songs/whatever!

I do genuinely enjoy doing dice recommendations (I enjoy all my services but especially my recs) so ya know, send me in!!!!!!