Layla: You’re Annoying.

Musa: Do you have a pencil?

Riven: Why?

Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.

Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...

Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.

Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena:

Mobius: So what do you think?

Loki *pissed*: What are this?

Mobius: The chairs you wanted...

Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?

The organazier: This are the chivaries.

Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!

The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.

Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.

Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!

*stars smashing things*

Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!

The organizer: Sir, I can call around.

Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.

The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.

Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!

*takes a deep breathe*

Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.

*leaves pissed*

The organizer:WoW.

Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.

Musa:What are you, 5?

Riven (snorting): Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Musa:

Riven:

Riven: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

Musa: Can you hold this for me?

Riven: That’s your hand.

Musa: Yeah.

Stella: Well you’re stupid!

Riven: Well you’re dumb.

Stella: I Don’t like you’re hair!

Musa:Uhh! Oh my god she went there.

Nabu: As your best friend-

Riven: I Don’t have friends.

Nabu:

Nabu: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND!

*When Flora was pregnant*

*Flora rushing to the bathroom*

*knows the door*

Brandon: Yeah? Come in?

Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?

*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*

Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.

*Flora smells it*

Flora: NO.

Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.

*Comes back with the sandwich*

Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?

Flora*smells*: Fuck...

Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!

Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.

Flora *about to throw up*: NO!

absolutely soft for Black Pete and Lucius 💛🌴📚