Hey Girl, Are You An AU? Because I’m Going To Hyperfixate On You For A Few Weeks Without Actually Doing

You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?

MANFRED VON KARMA? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MANFRED VON KARMA GOD DAMN FOOL ABUSE DISTRIBUTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT PROSECUTOR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF THE COURTROOM COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MANFRED VON KARMA STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MANFRED VON KARMA I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FORGED EVIDENCE WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK UP HIS KIDS JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HE HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST HAIR GET AWAY FROM ME if i have to deal with Manfred Von Karma speaking one word in person on voice in Court not only will i close the game i will delete my save file out of spite and have to replay the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he’s just a stupid old man but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of perfection and wanted to achieve it ill go ham BETTER have had a case make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateManfredVonKarma case not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his legacy and I lost it where the fuck is Manfred Von Karma if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch Von Karma and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final piece of evidence he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Germanic im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when Von karma died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true cases

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

I’ve been vibing w/ Lgbtq tiktoks, and now im in the mood to go buy a cottage in the woods and live there with my QPR bf and 3 dogs. im just... feeling many not straight feelings in this dennys tonight, anyone relate?

Cat sounds compilation.

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES HAS POSSESSED ME 

I think the lonely mightve made martin a liiiiittle bitter.

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