Yes, Amazing, Love Vampire Au.

Yes, amazing, love vampire au.

Hi, again. Now that we’ve seen techno pretending to be a vampire, can we have real vampire techno, like trying to keep it a secret, but get found out? Sorry if I’m annoying you with all the ‘vampire techno’ I just like the idea and your last fic was really good. It would be a fun hypothetical, or fic. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.

(Sorry my guy! I was trying to write a fic about this, but my brain legit said, “No”) (so hypothetical instead, really sorry ;-;)

- Techno stays inside WAY more, in my head sunlight isn’t actually deadly to vampire but annoying as fuck and can burn at the skin

- Techno is pale as fuck and people tell him to go out more (hA, if only they knew)

-doesn’t smile, like at all, very rarely, but if he does it’s with no teeth (which made people think Techno’s this angsty sad bitch, which is a fucking good ass concept to me)

- he doesn’t actually drink others blood, are you crazy??? You know how much bacteria and germs are in people’s bodies, especially their blood???

- he is probably a different kind of vampire, like he feeds on other people’s energy?

- like being around people is enough to give energy to Techno, BUT it would take actual months to be constantly around Techno to kill you,,

- so there’s nothing you have to worry about

- I don’t know if I should give him powers, he’s already op as an normal huma-

- Techno can’t actually hypnotize people but he can suggest them to do something and they would fall in favour for it

- if the person doesn’t want to actually do it, the suggestion doesn’t work :/

- slightly telekinetic? He can move objects with his mind but barely,,

- he can transform into other animals!! But the energy needed for it is TOO much so he kinda just turns into a bat if he wants,, doesn’t find much use for it tho

- basically being a vampire sucks for Techno, and he hates it

- the other Empireans (that’s not a word I know frick) know Techno’s a vampire

- Phil would have questioned on why Techno doesn’t go out much, etc. Etc. He probably peered pressure Techno into telling the truth

- Pete probs found out when he saw Techno turn into a bat

-“What…?”

-“Pete I swear I can explain-“

- Techno is allergic to redstone rip (like how vampires are to garlic, you get what I’m sayin?) (Idk what else he could be allergic to, share your thoughts!)

- there’s rumours about him being a vampire, and whenever it’s brought up Techno shits himself

-“oh nononnononon, they can’t know, nope, nope, nope-“

- he awkwardly denies it, which the others think is him playing along the ruse, so people DOUBLE think he’s a vampire (as a joke, but bitch, Techno is shitting himself)

- The first person to find out outside of the Empire group is actually TOMMY

- his reaction was that of screaming and shock (which Techno suspected would happen)

- but then Tommy proceeds to not actually blackmail Techno with this newfound secret and actually made sure he didn’t rat out Techno (which Techno did not suspect would happen)

- (Tommy would either have been TOO scared to expose Techno, cause Techno is a vampire OR he actually genuinely cares about keeping Techno’s true identity)

- (the second one is really sweet, but let’s face it the the first one is probably the truth 😅)

- everyone finds out eventually, and Techno’s heart fucking drops

- he waits for people to charge into his base with a pitchforks, demanding that he go into solitary confinement

-But like no one actual goes to his base and everything is just normal?

- Techno’s like “???”

- he then asked someone why they haven’t killed him and the other persons like ???

- “why the fuck would we? Have you seen the other people here??? If anything your fucking normal compared to them”

- once everyone found out that Techno was a vampire they did kinda freak out, but then Phil interceded and said that Techno doesn’t drink blood and is actually harmless for a vampire

- then everyone goes chill cause Techno’s never been a threat to them as vampire, only as a dictator soooo,

- everyone is fucking chill with Techno being a vampire, and they don’t ask him to go outside anymore which Techno is fucking delighted with

- if someone sees Techno getting tired they just kinda sit there with him until he’s okay again (which awww)

(So yeah, a little short, but i dont think anyone would really mind Techno being a vampire, when essentially he’s harmless,,,)