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Someone Gets Hurt already with 6 chapters guys! 

The first arc, which i called the Lovesick Arc already completed and you can read it now! Be free to leave comments, kudos and follow my Tumblr for more! 

Someone Gets Hurt is the adaptation of my Dogman Au, the Heartbreak AU! Where Dogman and Petey had a relationship in the past and now 3 years later, on different sides of morality they try to mend what they once had! 

My asks are open, if you want to know more about the story please send your questions! 

They're break up was...rough to say the least

It's not nice being interrupted

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dog Man (Comics), Dog Man (2025) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dog Man/Petey (Dog Man), Li'l Petey & Petey (Dog Man), Dog Man & Petey (Dog Man), Dog Man & Li'l Petey (Dog Man), Chief & Dog Man (Dog Man), Chief/Nurse Lady (Dog Man) Characters: Petey (Dog Man), Dog Man (Dog Man), Li'l Petey (Dog Man), Chief (Dog Man), Sarah Hatoff, 80-HD (Dog Man), Nurse Lady (Dog Man), Officer Knight (Dog Man), Alice (Dog Man) Additional Tags: Past Relationship(s), Post-Break Up, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, I'm Bad At Tagging, Found Family, Denial of Feelings, Implied Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Mental Anguish, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Romance Summary:

That Dogman had a lot of secrets was not news to anyone, the dog headed creature wasn't exactly talkative especially when it came to his past. No one truly knew what he was doing during his 3 years of absence, but one thing they knew: whatever happened, that was enough to piss off the world's evillest cat

(In which Dogman and Petey had dated in the past and now, on different sides of the law have to deal with the consequences of a heartbreak)

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Fandom when they saw the streighten on Camila trash: that's because Camila decided to break free from society control along side with Luz, showing that she no longers seek approval from other people and decides to just be herself

Me: Camila streighten broke and since she don't have enough money to buy another, she's just let her hair go curly

The Four horseman of characters that the whole fandom loved, but i hate:

https://fany-the-bunny.tumblr.com/post/672975779215376384/glamrock-freddy-is-possessed-by-crying-child I have this in my head for a while but imagine if Charlie possessed Roxy to help CC and Gegory survive the night, save Vanessa via Princess Quest and end William once and for all. I'm choosing Roxy because she has yellow eyes like Lefty.

That's interesting but there's not much evidence that the other Glamrocks are possessed, also Roxy attacks Gregory. But that would be a good AU, you can invest in it

Two best babies!

Don't even look like they can kill someone on the game

Of all the Sans of all the AU's i think the most underrated and my favourite is Dream Sans by the simple fact the dude is just savage as hell and we don't aknowlegde this enough.

Like, the dude lost his brother, his home and years of his life because Nightmare have turned him into stone and even with all of this, he still trying to protect everyone around him and is possibly the one who cares the most about the other AU's. You can argue that Ink also cares but not really, he is capable of destroying all the AU's just to get what he wants (as you can see in Underverse) and he can just make them all afterwards so he's just don't care. But Dream is gonna do everything he can to protect everyone and everything just because is the right thing to do.

The man is even whiling to fight his own brother to protect anyone and he is freaking AGRESSIVE with Nightmare! Usually on those sibling rivalry stories, the good one tries to convince the bad one to come back to the light side, but Dream Sans woke up and chose violence, cause he is having none of that dialogue shit! He doesn't care if Nightmare is family or not, he's rather end him than keep it up with anymore of his bullshit! He straight up blew up holes on his brother, more than once without any sort of regret

I mean, look at his face on the start of the fight

If that isn't the face of someone who's gonna kick someone straight to hell, i don't know what it is, you can see the murderous and dissapointed look of someone who didn't want to do this, but will do it gladly, and you can tell how powerfull Dream Sans can potentially be just looking at Nightmare face

He knows he's done for it, he knows Dream is more powerfull now because of the positive emotions around him, he knows he screwed up and he knows Dream is not going to hesitate

This is not the face of mercy, this is the face of someone who can and will destroy him and leave him helpless. Nightmare likes to play with his victims, but Dream is not here to play, he's here for a job and he's gonna finish it one way or another, he didn't start this war but now is on.

That's why he's my favourite, Dream is much more than just a nice sparkly Sans, he's basically a god and an entity who is dangerous to mess up with, if Nightmare with maximun negative emotions can overtake an entire dimension, imagine what Dream can do with maximun positive emotions? He can potentially be freaking terrifying! Maybe powerfull enough to take on very big enemies like Error or the Bad Guys Sans, and the fandom just ignores it because... Nightmare is dark and grimmy and scary! But no!

Nightmare's just a punk with no motivation other than power, while Dream is out here with a tragic backstory and actual depth that could be great for a stand alone comic all about him

But no, we gotta give it for the edgy octopus 🙄

50% of Qsmp fanfics is about TNT duo and the rest is literally about anything else

This might be a controversial opinion, but Quackity getting mad at Wilbur because of Tallulah was the worst part of the lore (maybe the second worst, the election was definitely the worst)