It's Krampusnacht Everyone! Put Out Your Shoes, And Hope For Gifts Instead Of A Thrashing!

Got my haircut and my beard trimmed!

My town needs a local catbug!!!! 

katrinathekraken

Learning another language is not only learning different words for the same things, but learning another way to think about things.

Flora Lewis (via victoriousvocabulary)

My sister is visiting, so I get to hang with her kittens! After non-stop playing for the last several hours, they were ready for naps.

Oh. My. God... Who's as frickin' excited about this as me, right now?! The child sized Fee inside me, is loosing his shit!

Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.

The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.

The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.

Schrödinger is afraid.

That has not changed, either.

It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Franklin P. Jones (via victoriousvocabulary)

I’ve got one more paper to crank out, and then I’ll be done with one more term! Just need one last caffeine push from Dutch Bros! Thank god for coffee!

The irony on both sides of this, is both hilarious and sad.