Alexander Skarsgård As Eric Northman 01/??

Hey now, Let her cook!

It is so cold here!! BRUHHH! I need coffe.

Senshi...

Laios devouring a mandrake

Based on Francisco Goya painting ofc

Sterek Police AU : 487 - Chapter 6

Previously: Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5

Note: The amazing artwork made for this post is by girleverafter, who gave me permission to post it for this chapter! <3 <3 <3

Chapter 6

“Dude,” Scott says by way of introduction as he’s sliding into the booth of the diner where they’re meeting for lunch, “According to my mom, Daehler doesn’t work at the hospital.”

“What?” Stiles frowns, closing his menu and staring at Scott. “But then what the hell was he doing there in scrubs?”

“I don’t know, but it can’t be good,” Scott says, grabbing Stiles’ drink and taking a sip. “Man, I’m so thirsty.”

“Hey!” Stiles calls out indignant, snatching the glass back, the straw popping from Scott’s mouth and spritzing some Coke in his face. “Get your own!” He laughs.

Scott scrubs his hand over his face, picks up a menu and starts rifling through it.

“You should tell your dad,” he says, absentmindedly.

“Yeah,” Stiles says, opening his menu again as well, even though he’s pretty sure he knows what he’s going to get, “And Derek.”

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Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9  - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13

Big brother Stiles (+Derek) with little Malia and Jackson

Stiles: Okay puppies, there are 206 bones in the human body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Derek: Stiles, they're kids!

Malia & Jackson:

Stiles: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Stiles, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Derek: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Peter: Wait what did you teach them?

Stiles: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Peter: Mischief! They're CHILDREN! *turns to the kids*

Peter: If you are fighting an opponent your age pups, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

@neitzarr asked for some Sterek fic recs, and I got carried away. so please allow me to take advantage of this sinking ship a little longer and share with you 28 of my favorite (in no particular order) Sterek fics (I’m ignoring some of the obvious ones, since I’m going to go ahead and assume you’ve read things like Lock All the Doors Behind You and Hide Of a Life War already): There’s Monsters at Home Every Step You Take We’ve Written Volumes (in Blood and Scars and Ink) Play Crack the Sky Patterns of Intention Safety in Silence There is a Brotherhood That Which You Cannot Undo The Boy and the Beast Murder, He Wrote 12 Days of Hale Publishing Safe at Anchor (Sacred) in the Ordinary Not Like Bond & Moneypenny Wayward and Down Six Letter Word for Romance Hale Construction But the World Won’t Stop Turning Show Me the Way Back Home Baby Riding the Lightning C’mon Now Sugar The Silent Fury Tie Your Napkin ‘Round Your Neck, Cherie Rare Books and Special Collections The Road to Self-Actualization is Littered With F Bombs CSI: Beacon Hills Derek Hale’s Very Bad, No Good (Nice) Summer We Should Become More Adventurous