AU In Which All Pepito Wants Is For Pepito’s Dad To Start Smiling Again. Pepito Knows That Apa Roier

Cellbit's eyes turning red is so funny to me I know it's for the team motif but he really gave his minecraft oc evil eyes and covered him in blood so you know hes edgy right now

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

So I was going through some surname headcanons and I have one thing to say: yes Cellbit is technically surname-less (if not taking his merrige to Roier into account) however I have a better propsition:

Cellbit Paranormal

Sometimes, in this crazy game we call life, your husband gets turned into a rat.

Please let them reunite, it will be so soul crushing but so good also, please-

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

who tf did that fucking kitty killed this time🙄🙄🙄

So we all know Pomme and Richas disappeared before the testing started, and I remember seeing someone say that they went to Purgatory for the rescue without Phil

But I raise you one better

They went to GET Phil

They are currently dragging his unconscious ass to a boat and leaving as we speak

He's gonna wake up and it'll basically be like

It would be SO fuckin funny

'THIS IS NOT EXORCISM THIS IS MY DIARY'

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST WATCHED A SCUFFED MINECRAFT EXORCISM

"You better behave 🤓☝️"