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Virgille en Enfer

I definitely saw this wrong at first-

A version with what was probably actually going on

YALL WITH ME, TRIPOIERS?

Dadza, please go pick up your children

(I have finally accepted catbit, this is character development)

He's too busy dealing with the copyright infringement resulting from Toy Bonnie looking so similar to Bon.

The fact that Freddy Fazbear’s canonically exists in the Walten files universe, and the only difference is that there was no murder there absolutely delights me. Like,,, what do you think William is doing with his life if he’s not killing kids? Running a successful business? Not violating osha? Being a decent father? All very funny concepts.

you can’t even run away and join the circus anymore

fuga impossivel lore

Tazercraft 🤝 Cellbit 🤝 Badboyhalo

Not first time in prison, so many crimes under their belts, will be traumatized in the prison event

don't rain on my parade

Honestly I keep thinking about how would Calisto would fare as an uncle.

I think that, in general, he'd probably be closest to Mia, bonding with her over mysteries and enigmas (although Veri would be strictly against anything paranormal related).

I think he'd either be surprisingly good with children or he'd be seen as the weird uncle that stays up until the sun rises studying weird occult rituals.

Although I think he'd probably be a good listener, after all, I think he's pretty open-minded considering he was interested in the paranormal in a period that the Ordo would kill anyone on sight for using or studying it.

However, things get interesting in a Bessatt-Verissimo-Fritz family scenario:

- Dante and Calisto would probably be besties, I think that he'd be Dante's favorite uncle, not to mention that Calisto already has a good relationship with Arnaldo as he was his pupil in SFOS

- Thiago and Bea would EASILY manage to coax him into let them do stuff that none of their parents permit normally

- Ironically, I think Agatha would either think he's a nerd and the lamest person to ever exist or that he's the only nerd worthy of respect because of his knowledge on rituals and the paranormal

- As for Jaser... considering Canon, that Calisto was kind of his right-hand man and the one who generally deciphered what the prophecies meant, I think that those two kind of have a strange bond that Calisto can kind of understand what Jaser needs, despite his quiet demeanor yknow