Only The God Of Fear Will Haunt The Unhaunted One.

hi postal nation. watch my animation of p1 getting high

There was context to this, but I think it's funnier without it.

I am the celestial gardener. Policing the planet of the stink weeds and poisons which leak out even through the cracks in the cold asphalt sidewalks of the City of Sin!

(without text)

okay so i think my art block is gone ya

I MADE A DSAF FAN GAME IN TWO DAYS!!! ITS A ONE DAY ROMP, WITH MORE PLANNED!

Work as Freddy Fazbender's best janitor, freshly transferred to a new location! Theres at least ONE new phone guy to meet! There are several rooms to clean! Theres conditional dialouge!

Play it HERE!

HEY POSTAL FANS,

I NEED YOUR HELP!

I'm currently trying to make a Postal timeline, but I'm finding it EXTREMELY difficult to find years and ages!

All I have is that the P2 Dude is designed to look like he's in his late 30's to early 40's and that Postal 1997 takes place in 1997 (shocking...)

If you guys have anything that could help us make this timeline with ACTUAL SOURCES (PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LIST YOUR SOURCES!!) It would be a great help to me!!

Thank you!!

[Context: While talking about how he lost his leg, Pac accidentally says "Felps" instead of "Cell"]

Pac: Felps— no, it was Cellbit. Guys, I got confused, it was a lot of trauma in my life, they bit my leg while I was awake and conscious. At that moment, I passed out, I don't remember if it was Cellbit or Felps, both of them were there.

[ Translation via @TZC_updates ]

I headcannon that strandy sometimes forgets how to eat/drink (even though he physically is able to) (this happens especially when he is flustered or otherwise having emotions) and just like pours tea or water into the hole of his mask really fast and it all spills out over the floor and his clothes. Or just like shoves food at the mouth hole with abandon, like facefirst into a piece of cake or something and it just. Gets smushed.

REALLLL!!!!!!!! AUGH THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!! RAAGHH!!!!!!! HES SO STUPID!!!!!!

”What if nobody likes my story?” Well do you like it? Your story will always have at least one fan. Write for yourself and the right audience will come along.

Psychopath with a p of princess <3

If anyone tell cellbit "oh didn't you say you weren't gonna miss any of pepito's birthday?"

I BET he's gonna say something like "But I WAS there..................

in S P I R I T "