people who don’t read books baffle me. what do you mean you never read under your blanket with a flashlight when you were little. what do you mean your parents never yelled at you to put the light out at night. what do you mean you’ve never sat in your bed at an ungodly hour and sobbed your eyes out. what do you mean you’ve never put a book under your pillow and hoped you’d dream of it. what do you mean
Silly concept for old skk that I had in mind
You can only reblog this today.
James and Regulus hyphenated their surnames.
They wanted to break the cycle. They wanted to prove that having the name Black did not inherently make you evil. Regulus never truly believed he had escaped the burden his name brought until James added their names together. If James can be a Black, then the name can’t be so bad anymore.
And all their little children got Black-Potter as well.
Sirius: JAMES! Why do you have a Slytherin Tie- James: Pads!! I can explain, Reg-shit *starts running* Sirius, shocked: OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU'RE FUCKING MY BROTHER?! *James crashes into Regulus* James: Hide me. Regulus, muttering a charm: You owe me. Sirius: Where's James. Regulus: He just passed by. Sirius: Thanks. *About to leave* Wait-you're fucking my- Regulus, rolling his eyes: I don't have time for this. *Walks away* James: That was close- *Regulus kisses him* James: What was that for? Regulus: For being an idiot.
Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next
Them
Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.
Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*
Dazai:
Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.
Osamu Dazai, No Longer Human
does anyone else think dazai wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night to cringe about how he acted at 15