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John Doe Yass-ified

Job I'm applying for: Ok we've received you application! Well get back to you!

Me: No you won't.

Lo and behold three months later... They still haven't gotten back to me... 😓

This is why y'all don't get applicants.

Just gonna put this here too.

"What if you had been aborted?!"

Yeah Becky, I kinda wish I was, cause then I wouldnt have to deal with your dumb ass.

ALSO I'd never have been alive anyways, I'd have no memory of this world. I wouldn't know anything. I would've NEVER existed!

ALSO Also I'd be happy for my mom. She'd have made a hard choice that would've seriously made her life better shed never have had to deal with my emotionally abusive father, and I wouldn't have either.

I would've never had to have been hospitalized because we couldn't afford my medicine for my asthma.

So next time you're about to say some dumb shit like that... Consider shutting the fuck up.

Okay. I would love some good news!

Edit: MY TAX RETURN CAME IN THE DAY AFTER! THATS AWESOME!

I've only watched maybe two or three episodes of One Piece and that was when I was about 10 years old, and toonami was on, and there was nothing else to watch at 3 am. I will never watch it again, and nothing that anyone says will change that.

There's nothing quite like settling into bed with a book, my yarn, and a nice cup of hot bog water... I love spring evenings. Blessed✨

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

i want mooncore to be a thing

we could be called like moon children or stars or smth

always sleepy

loves space

sunkissed? more like moonkissed

i want to hug the moon n o w

night person

stargazing dates>>

probably ghostcore too

rocks/marbles/round things that look like the moon(moonlets???) are my life

moon reflecting on water is pwetty uwu

ur probably a bottom

sitting in ur bedroom looking out at the moon at midnight is the best feeling

artemis? more like the one true god

messy buns

long t shirts as pjs

dancing by urself lit bit moonlight and maybe a small lamp

youre also prob feminine but not required we love our masc siblings

buzzfeed unsolved

dark rooms

THUNDERSTORMS

greek mythology

if u were in band u prob played a stereotypically “pretty” instrument

idk how to do this i just love the moon and space and want mooncore to be a thing so pls dont let it flop??

add on pls :)

Sonic the hedgehog