The Moment My Dog (and Husband) Realized I Was In The Car Beside Him

the kind of mistake i would make will never live down referring to a septum as a scrotum

to me so many of my friends are talking about the new oblivion i’ve never played any of those games but i do like this guy kinda gender i won’t lie that’s a butch

yeah but you know what i mean you know what? well giggled my way through the entirety of this he kinda is living the dream except i don’t like peanut butter

anyway…. i think yeah there’s a special term for this kind of thing i remember being taught about it in english pathetic fallacy (which seems like an unfair way to label it) from the times i put pads in boxers (when i still needed em) the wingless ones were more Difficult they do love a good wander

anyway…. also so yeah believe it or not this was one of the posts that inspired me to make this blog the first time being when someone brought it up in a group chat the second being when i was out with a friend on that second occasion i bookmarked this post ready for when this blog got created now it has snuppy !!!! i love snails and i love dogs perfect little crossover the italian wife says that i am the most doglike person she has ever met and i regularly stop to pet most of the dogs that i see my mum regularly tells the tale of when i was a kid and came into the house with snails just chilling on my arms i also remember the time i put one in a little toy car i had fit perfectly snail was driving the car :) (snail was fine btw) this post is practically made for me

so italian wife posting funnily enough earlier on i came across a post that assigned you a type of cat a different one for each birth month the cat for hers was a black cat! this is very fitting

lo and behold we have another people sure do have things to say about this ice cream

cute widdle baby

i do tell me all about it i want to listen there’s much that i cannot do but i have much love within me and i want to share it

please :sobby: