The Gays Have Three Genres: Pirates, Cowboys, Or Immortals

You gotta believe  Even with broken wings, I’ve come to your rescue

fina include my bois and gal (bottom) proteus (bottom who thinks hes the top) sinbad (top) marina.

So this realization came to me like a fucking lightning bolt, and I submit for your approval…

The OT3: [it was impossible to find a picture with Jaskier, Yennefer, and Geralt together I did my best]

The bottom:

The bottom who thinks he’s a top:

And the top:

Me ever since I watched that one movie

You, a smart person: *picks a canon relationship and is able to water your shipping crops*

Me, a dumb ass: *picks a ship that is unlikely to ever happen and suffers trying to water my dying shipping crops*

NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY 

✨PRINCE PROTEUS✨

solitudine

it’s time for my twice-a-year nostalgia trip for this movie and proteus as a character specifically lol, i used some old vacation pics from when i actually went to siracusa and had a fucking shit time due to outside circumstances but we’re electing to ignore that  as reference. it’s weird how these “box office flop” movies are so so special to a lot of people i know and have been a huge influence despite being seen as commercial failures. much 2 think about

hehe ahhh I suck 

they literally give me the same vibes 

-Sinbad and Trevor

act like they don't care (they really care)

stubborn

angsty (eh just a tad bit for Sinbad)

sarcastic

ruggedly handsome

dumb bitch energy but still gets shit done when times get serious

low-key messy mid length hair

good leaders

-Marina and Sypha

UMMM FUCKEN QUEENS

will fuck u up

don't take shit from men

know damn well their the shit

big dick energy

is actually the leader but lets (Trevor /sinbad) think that

they both have short hair

-Proteus and Alucard

regal babes

literal cinnamon rolls

will die for you

deserve better

(also one of the main things that are similar to me is that Sinbad and marina leave proteus just like Trevor and Sypha leave Alucard  )

lawful good

um he is beauty he is grace and he will stab u in the face with his sword

both have long hair

yall can add on ima sleep now 💕

so there’s this psychopath that’s in love with me…🪓🥩

You claim that Eris stole the book? Steal it back. You’re good at that.

I’ll try posting more original content , I tried a while back but my write was ehh^i mostly just reblog ( honestly happy I’ve been able to find the post I did , it took alot of digging through the tags especially with proteus)

Damn I’m sorry- like spam😅💕 I took a break from this for some time and wanted to see the posts I have missed from you!

(( Lol I love your header… private viewing I see 😉😌😊))

It’s no worries I very much appreciate it 👍✨✨✨, It’s nice knowing people still like the ship.💖

please don't steal or repost without credit

so here it is bois a side by side comparison anyway I'm really happy how it turned out, imagine if they did kill him off I’d revolt.

do I smell angst prompts cause yeah (I'm no coward I will at least write 2 or 3 where he dies cause yeah I like to feel sad about characters dying) most definitely no comfort.

might mess around and draw elf ears .

I like to think that when ever he’s around marina or Sinbad he can feel that he can let loose a little(alot) (they get the privilege of seeing more of his personality besides his father)