~Heartslabyul Incorrect Quotes~

Here you go!!

PetiteLepus quiz:

Quotev

Which Twisted Wonderland Dorm You Belong In?

Come on in and find out which Disney's Twisted Wonderland Dorm you will be sorted.

Official twisted wonderland 'quiz':

魔法士養成学校 ナイトレイブンカレッジ体験入学会｜【公式】ディズニー ツイステッドワンダーランド（ツイステ）

魔法士養成学校 ナイトレイブンカレッジ体験入学会｜【公式】ディズニー ツイステッドワンダーランド（ツイステ）

魔法士養成学校 ナイトレイブンカレッジの体験入学会へようこそ

According to a quiz by PetiteLepus on quotev, I belong in Pomefiore.

However, according to the official twisted wonderland sorting 'quiz' I am in Heartslabyul.

Maybe I'll make a new oc who's in Heartslabyul but wanted to be in Pomefiore. Like Epel is in Pomefiore but wanted to be in Savanaclaw.

Do you see my vision. Do you.

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~ Scarabia Incorrect Quotes ~

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*While waiting outside the principal’s office* Jamil: What are you in for? Kalim: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Jamil: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Kalim: Kalim: Kalim: We live very different lives. Jamil: Yes we do.

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Kalim: So you like cats? Jamil: Yeah. Kalim: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Kalim: What are you eating? Jamil: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Kalim: I like you, don't I?

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Kalim: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Jamil: You once said that about an orange. Kalim: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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Jamil: Is something burning? Kalim: My burning love for you of course! Jamil: … Kalim: … Kalim: And the kitchen is on fire…

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Kalim: Jamil is playing hard to get. Kalim: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Jamil: You have Crayons? Kalim: Yes, I have— Jamil: You're— how old are you? Kalim: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Jamil: Don't go to the kitchen. Kalim: Why? Jamil: I saw a spider. Kalim: Well, did you kill it? Jamil: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Jamil: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Kalim: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Jamil: And you came to me?

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Hey I've been gone for a while, I've been busy playing Genshin Impact & moving. But I'm back now!!

I love this!

The way Malleus just walks up to Grim one morning and was like "Good day talking cat, did you know that the Thorn Witch cursed a kingdom so hard no one could recover from the damage?" 😭

According to a quiz by PetiteLepus on quotev, I belong in Pomefiore.

However, according to the official twisted wonderland sorting 'quiz' I am in Heartslabyul.

Maybe I'll make a new oc who's in Heartslabyul but wanted to be in Pomefiore. Like Epel is in Pomefiore but wanted to be in Savanaclaw.

Doesn't matter... 🙂

Overblot fashion ?!?!?!?

~ Octavinelle Incorrect Quotes ~

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Cop: You ran a red light.

Floyd: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Floyd: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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Jade: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Azul: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Azul: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Azul: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Jade: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Jade: Sweet dog you got there.

Divus: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.

Jade: Still training huh?

Divus: What do you mean?

Jade:

Jade: Never mind.

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Jade/Floyd: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Azul: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Jade/Floyd: Awwww-

Azul: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Jade/Floyd: Oh.

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Azul: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Azul: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Floyd: Hello friends!

Jade/Azul:

Floyd: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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I know it’s been quite a while since my last incorrect quote post, I do have a reason. I was being super lazy.

~ Savanaclaw Incorrect Quotes ~

Leona: Okay, what does A stand for? 

Cheka: Arson. 

Leona: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? 

Cheka: Barson. 

Ruggie: *laughter* 

Leona: What stands for C? 

Cheka: Commit arson. 

Ruggie: Oooo. 

Leona: D! 

Cheka: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. 

Ruggie: *more laughter*

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Jack: Tell Leona off, Ruggie! Assert yourself!

Ruggie: That's my ice cream!

Jack: Good! Now let them have it!!

Ruggie, handing Leona the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Ruggie: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Leona: What's the surprise?

Jack: Blood poisoning.

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Ruggie: Jack got into a fight.

Leona: That’s bad.

Leona:

Leona: Did he win?

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Leona: What time is it? 

Jack: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out 

Jack: *BLASTS the saxophone* 

Ruggie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING 

Jack: It’s 2 am

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Jack: Something tells me Ruggie's going to be a bit more unhinged today... 

Ruggie, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Leona isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Leona: I dropped Cheka. 

Jack: Leona, what the fuck.

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Ruggie: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! 

Jack: It's kind of complicated, but Leona-

Ruggie: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Yuu: *looks at Cheka* 

Yuu: Baby boy. Baby. 

Yuu: *looks at Leona* 

Yuu: Evil.

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Ruggie: Thanks for not telling Leona what happened. 

Jack, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

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