Why Is Saying Jesus Christ Worse Than Saying Judas Priest?

Relativity Falls!

Why the hell does vomiting suck so much? It's supposed to be helpful right?

Body: Hey there's poison inside you.

Me: Oh shit what do we do?

Body: Don't worry, we just need to vomit and get it our of your stomach.

Me: Oh ok then lets just do it.

Body: It's also gonna be the worst thing you experience for at least a month.

Me: But why I thought this was supposed to help and be good

Body: It needs to suck as much as possible

Me: Why?

Body: Because

Me:

Body:

Me:

Body:

BBLLLEEUEUEUUGGHGUGUGHGGHEEE

Ok I'm looking for a movie.

It was 2D animation, probably early 00's/late 90's.

It was about fairies fighting some big machine that was destroying their home. Right as they defeated it, a big monster made of black goo erupted from the machine.

That is literally all I remember about this movie. This is an itch that has been in my head for like 10 years now somebody please know what I'm talking about.

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

Ok I hate generative AI as much as the next person, but you know what I think would be cool? If someone deep faked the original Star Wars trilogy so that instead of Darth Vader it's just Anakin.

Like I understand that Anakin becomes Vader and that they're the same guy, but like, they are fundamentally different people to me. Almost nothing about them is the same. The way they talk, move, sound, act is all different. And I guess that's kinda the point, but it is almost impossible for me to imaging Anakin underneath the mask.

Because Vader doesn't even feel human, you know? He's a monolith, a force of nature, an insurmountable unchanging machine that fits so perfectly into the universe it's like he's always been there. It's hard to imagine that Vader was once in his early 20's.

I just think it would be neat to see a face on him to really emphasize that it's a person, not just a thing that exists.

Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

Sonic the hedge

Ji Sook Jung (born in 1987). Korean

Animal in the Wind (2014)

Clay

37 x 21 x 30 cm, 15 x 8 x 12 in approx

A comic based on this poem

WOOF