“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
Freddy Kruger if he was a femboy
It's giving fake depressed gacha kid
These are made of my mama's old socks :3
Saw like a thousand dead fish yesterday but there was also a snake so that was pretty cool
I have seen all the cool things and I can confirm, that right there is in fact the coolest thing
I have acquired the Coolest thing.
I accidentally made a long post, so I shall put it under this cut to keep your FYP or whatever looking demure and cute-core.
This is straight from my heart, by the way. I can't use words very good, and I'm young, so I may not understand everything yet, but I'm trying, y'know?
I like the smell of outside
I love the smell of dirt
of leaves
of flowers, both thriving and dying
of sunshine
of the sea
of animals
even the smell of death is nice in some ways. The way the smells of life and the smell of death swirl and dance in a state of equilibrium is perfect. Exactly as it is supposed to. Both can be overwhelming, but together they make sense.
I love the feeling of outside
I love the feeling of grass on the bottom of my feet and between my toes
of the sun hitting my back, warming my body and spirit
of the fur of an animal, either soft or coarse, smooth or matted
of water rushing past and against me, brushing my legs, surrounding me
of dirt, soft and moist
of the rough bark of a tree older than I
of my aching body after living to the fullest, after using my body for its intended purpose
of the sting from scratches and cuts
of living
I love the sound of outside
I love the sound of the wind rustling the leaves of a tree
of animals chittering and calling and crying
of the waves
even in the quietest places, there is always sound.
I love how nature looks. I love how life is always there, it is always there to comfort you. No matter how hard it is, no matter what malevolent forces surround you, there is always something out there, neither good nor bad, to help. Life can bring you down just as easily that death can lift you up.
I love life, I love everyone and everything that lives, and I wish everyone can love nature how it loves them. Nature isn't against anyone, it's just the way of life. If anyone going through something does happen to see this, I wish you the best, and I am going to tell you to go for a walk. It can be around your neighborhood, in a nature trail, just in some forest, whatever. Don't do it to distract yourself, no no no. I want you to observe. Look, listen, feel, smell, maybe taste (if it's safe). Find something good about life. Find a reason to stay here, find inspiration, find courage, just... don't leave everything behind. No matter how bad it gets, no matter what caused it, don't go. Survival is hard, and you have to persevere. I am not trying to be corny, I am not trying to say something you've probably heard a million times, I am saying that if you can't find a reason to stay where you are now, find a new place to look for good things. Even if you can't physically leave where you are for whatever reason, even then, watch the sky, watch the grass, watch the trees, there's always something.
Oh man I went on a rant. You can reblog if you want, I encourage it. Just listen, one last thing.
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If you hit rock bottom, there's only way to go (on the Y axis, at least). Even one step up is enough. If the way your path is leading you is bringing you to a worse place, maybe remove the blinders and look around. :]
If you're feeling extra super duper bad, maybe this picture will help
Look at him go! I named him Jeremiah Lovelock Jimbloo McSillyman, but you can give him a different name. :3
That image has disturbed me on a level I didn't know I had
I feel like it's coming at me
me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea
me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:
“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”
“….—only seven days in a week.”
Ok I'm looking for a movie.
It was 2D animation, probably early 00's/late 90's.
It was about fairies fighting some big machine that was destroying their home. Right as they defeated it, a big monster made of black goo erupted from the machine.
That is literally all I remember about this movie. This is an itch that has been in my head for like 10 years now somebody please know what I'm talking about.
Ok I hate generative AI as much as the next person, but you know what I think would be cool? If someone deep faked the original Star Wars trilogy so that instead of Darth Vader it's just Anakin.
Like I understand that Anakin becomes Vader and that they're the same guy, but like, they are fundamentally different people to me. Almost nothing about them is the same. The way they talk, move, sound, act is all different. And I guess that's kinda the point, but it is almost impossible for me to imaging Anakin underneath the mask.
Because Vader doesn't even feel human, you know? He's a monolith, a force of nature, an insurmountable unchanging machine that fits so perfectly into the universe it's like he's always been there. It's hard to imagine that Vader was once in his early 20's.
I just think it would be neat to see a face on him to really emphasize that it's a person, not just a thing that exists.
Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
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