Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 9

I could say the same for remus about Sirius

what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl

“Intertwined in the magic/tragic fabric of our dreaming” is insane

What's the point if ur ship isn't fucking against the canon with ao3 as lube

barty would storm up to his room, slam the door, and scream silently while flipping his dad off through the wall when he was little

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?

James: ITS PINK!

Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?

James: it’s da shade bruh

james: you need to stand up for yourself, regulus!

barty: this iron deficient bitch will fall to the ground if he stands up

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am

actual tears running down my face

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)

Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet

James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?

Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT

James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?

Remus: different parts of the pig

James: oh there all the same pig

James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences

Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier

Sirius: … what!?

Remus: legs have a larger salt count

Peter: ye

Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg

James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass

Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life