“Marlene,” Dorcas Pleaded “my Friends There-“

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

Marauders beetlejuice au??

Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily

Beetlejuice -> Sirius

Lydia deetz -> regulus

Otho -> Peter

Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus

Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion

Juno(the Maitland’s caseworker) -> Marlene

Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary

Shrunken head guy -> pandora

(I don’t know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 31

Regulus: I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack full blast in my headphones

Pandora: movie soundtrack? Or the original

Regulus: movie… I like Ariana grande

My introduction!

Hi I’m Louise, literally just someone who likes the marauders and wanted to get my thoughts out of my mind 🙏

I have a TikTok and insta, both handles are: tiny_pterodactyl

My TikTok has some crap edits so… be warned 🥀

My insta has some art, some marauders, some not, mostly jsut showcasing paintings, clay and drawings I have done

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically

Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?

James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs

James: my mum is mad at me

Sirius: what did you do?

James: I can’t remember, it’s been forty five minutes and she’s still muttering to herself in the kitchen

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

Headcannons for the family lives of each marauders (please be reminded these are my headcannons and any hate will cause an argument from me 🫶)

James: happy loving parents but not all the time, families always have flaws the potters are just better at hiding them. He would argue with his dad a lot over stupid things but James never hated his dad

Sirius + regulus: of course the abusive Walburga and Orion BUT I like to think that when they were younger Walburga was kinder to them but was then placed under the imperious curse by Orion to keep her in line, and to discipline there children better

Peter: BIG family, kind of an opposite Weasley family, five sister and Peter is the only boy. I like to headcannon on of his sisters was deaf and non magic so she was less loved by her family but her and Peter were reallly close. Peter is the middle child, three older, two younger. His father is not in the picture, left when Peter was 7.

Remus: farm family, literally grew up on a farm and had like two horses, cows and chickens. His dad worked all the time and his mum was stayed home and took care of the animals. Remus was closer to his mum because he barely saw his dad but in the 6th year she got six and the year after they graduated she passed.

Marlene: child of divorce, (She jokes about it a lot) parents divorced on good terms but don’t keep them in the same room for long because they will argue. Has two older brothers that raised her when he parents were fighting

Mary: raised by her dad, only child, her mother passed away and severe complications during the pregnancy and birth. Her dad always would treat her like a princess but they did not grow up rich, her father balanced two jobs and taking care of Mary. He got a lot of help from grandma MacDonald

Lily: her and petunia were close, REALLY close and were all aware of them splitting apart after Lily was sent to Hogwarts. But I like to think they didn’t just, minimise contact. Petunia despised her so much that as soon as she could cut Lily out completely, that’s why she hated Harry so much. But deep down she still loved her sister,

Barty: absolutely despised his dad. (In a muggle au I enjoy him having severe religious trauma and that’s why he despised his dad so much, probs will write some short about this), his mum was completely corrupted by his dad and always listened and believed everything he said. Barty still loved his mum, he knew that she wasn’t really like that, it’s his dad’s fault.

Evan + Pandora: parents were very together but Pandora was raised as a princess, learning how to be a good housewife and a perfect mother, while Evan learned the “manlier stuff” (which I cannot think of right now so use your imagination). The Two grew up very differently from eachother, so they never had a strong relationship, but they learned bro be siblings over time

Dorcas: another child of divorce, probably why Marlene and her clicked so well. The only difference is that Dorcas parents divorced when she was really young while Marlene was older. Dorcas always favoured her dad over her mum but they both were severly flawed.

What's the point if ur ship isn't fucking against the canon with ao3 as lube