Marauders Era Character As Things My Friends Have Said Part 39

Moony toast as clay!!!! I had a mars bar too but I gave it to a friend!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.

Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.

living a normal day until I remember of the canon existence of the marauders era. Like, most of the characters are not like we imagine them and they are that ew thing written by the Rowling. Like. Wolfstar is not canon. Ew. Bleah. Canon marauders era sucks fr

what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds

i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then

sirius “and I can go anywhere I want / anywhere I want, just not home” black

regulus “and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad / I have a lot of regrets about that” black

james “I can change everything about me to fit in” potter

remus “i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss, i knew you would haunt all of my what-ifs / the smell of smoke would hang around this long 'cause I knew everything when i was young” lupin

sirius “i didn't know if you'd care if i came back / i have a lot of regrets about that” black

regulus “and if I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes too” black

james “and you know damn well, for you i would ruin myself / a million little times” potter

remus “I'm still a believer but I don't know why / i’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try” lupin

We as a fandom don't explore the idea of the marauder's bullying Sirius for being French as much as we need to

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

I imagine Marlene McKinnon to have been a very loud 11 year old. Very loud and with the strongest Scottish accent you’ve ever heard. Eventually over the year you learn to understand her and eventually over the year the Scottish accent would phase out to something more understandable for everyone’s poor British souls. Over the Christmas holidays Marlene would come back having gained a small accent over the holiday. But when the break between the school years roll around she would come back to school with a Scottish accent again, and again you could not understand her. Marlene realised quickly that when he friends don’t understand her she can say whatever she wanted, one day she tried that with Peter. For some reason, Peter was the only one who could understand her. So Peter was the first to know about her crush on Dorcas. Marlene asked how Peter could understand her because it seemed as though no body else in the entire school could, Peter somehow concealed the fact that his own father was exactly like her, but the accent never faded away.

(please I’m not British so like idk what holidays it’s called between school years, like idk if it’s summer or winter or in between, it’s confusing and also seasons are backwards there)

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