Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 41?? I Think

let me finish this chapter first

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

I play “you’re losing me” three times Infront of a mirror until he appears behind me. James potter.

James: my mum is mad at me

Sirius: what did you do?

James: I can’t remember, it’s been forty five minutes and she’s still muttering to herself in the kitchen

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?

James: ITS PINK!

Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?

James: it’s da shade bruh

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 40

Barty: hey are you coming to hogsmeade tomorrow?

Regulus: I’ll make sure one sec

(Half an hour later)

Barty: it has been longer than a second

Regulus: this weekend right?

Barty: yeah

Regulus: ok one sec

(2 hours later)

Barty: bitch why do you say one sec and never reply

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!

james: you need to stand up for yourself, regulus!

barty: this iron deficient bitch will fall to the ground if he stands up

Headcannon that James was the biggest hater ever. He and peter were mad shit talkers and soon Remus joined that club. Sirius did not join the club but he did listen in on many meetings (he hated privately unless it was his snape). So imagine the marauders all in there dorm, Remus studying on the floor, Peter sitting on his bed, James hanging upside down off his bed and Sirius kicking his feet next to Remus hating on anyone that pissed them off that day. James may seem nice on the outside but deep down he was a hater and his friends found it hilarious that some people he “liked” he actually “disliked” as he states, because he does not hate people he just dislikes there actions.

“Slut era” except I’m crying about how buckbeak got a trail and Sirius black didn’t