I Have An Army Of Plushies

got a cold rn,

why would god smite me in this way?

Yes, and I also don’t pay attention to the advertisement out of spite. I turn the volume off completely and stare at the screen in annoyance until I can watch my video again. And no, I will never buy your stupid product, no matter how many times you try to shove it in my face. That just makes me want to buy it even less :)

muss aber sagen, die angsty fanfictions zu diesem Ende schreiben sich geradezu von selber..

hurt/comfort natürlich auch 🤷‍♂️

REBLOG TO PISS OFF TRANSPHOBES

I know, the quality of this pic is horrendous (I have to find out how to screenshot on my pc instead of taking a picture of it with my phone) but I just wanted to photograph this because I was so surprised to see that I have 100 approval with the lovely vampire. Especially when you look at the fact that I’m playing as a good character (can’t ever bring myself to do an evil playthrough, sorry) and I did NOT think he’d approve of me this much. For reference, this was taken in Act 2.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, logging into tumblr. You step onto your dash, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you'll be booped off to

Foster 😭😭 not u liking everything

Ich vermisse dich!!!!

omg I just saw that I accidentally unfollowed you 😭

I swear I didn’t do that on purpose, ya see I’ve been sick the last couple of days and I’ve been spending way too much time on my phone lmao. I think I just wanted to go on your profile or smth but oh well..

I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT NOW :)

Ich vermisse dich auch 🫠

“the ways you have learned to survive may not be the ways you wish to continue to live“

This is the only conspiracy theory that I’ll ever accept, simply because it’s cute as hell.