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ꨄ︎ Satosugu Headcannons 1 ꨄ︎

A/N: I got brainwrorms for them rn I must release them. I'm also thinking of trying a new layout I'm tired of the old one. Ugh I love them sm sdvfsgvshngvshngvsgvusgvhswugvhwsgvswgv

I may or may not have included some visuals on what I think they would look like

I had the intention of writing this in a more modern AU. I will be putting this into 2 posts. This post will be centered on my personal headcanons of them and the second post will lean into the more Poly. side.

I have seen (MOST) of JJK but I do know what goes on however I have not read the manga so if I miss anything that's been stated in the manga don't tell me I don't wanna be spoiled. (BECAUSE THIS FANDOM KNOWS JACKSHIT ABOUT HIDING SPOILERS)

Reminder these are just my personal hcs for them so don't take it seriously it's not that deep.

CW: Family angst mentions, Yakuza, swearing, non-sexual nudity, I love Suguru so much.

Pt.2

Satoru Gojo

I think he would be a college professor, and he would teach Physics. I could also see him going into Quantum physics and Quantum Theory as like his main thing. (He's the professor everyone wants a piece of)

Regarding his family I don't think he talks to them. In modern world I could see his family be considered high ranking or like famous in a way. (In some kind of business or something) I think the only family member he talks to is Yuta.

I think his family tries to bribe him into talking to him by sending him money or gifts In which he gives to Suguru

Him and Toji have massive beef. He has partial parental rights to Megumi and helped raise him. He met the other students through Megumi from dropping him off/picking him up from places.

Him and Suguru met in highschool and became best friends (Boyfriends in denial).

He's surprisingly not on the verge of getting type 2 diabetes

He's a huge flirt and may come off as a guy who would rather do casual one-night stands, but if he has his eyes on someone, he would definitely be loyal asf to them as possible.

Since he has 3 different degrees in physics he tries to do some cool magic shit with physics to try and impress the huzz Geto.

Suguru Geto

He's a tattoo artist/piercer and runs his own shop. He also has ties to the Yakuza

He still talks to his family and has a good relationship with them. I also hc that Mimiko and Nanako are some kind of relative and he's really close with them. He spoils the fuck out of them as if they were his actual daughters.

I can see him being very into Rock/Emo/Metal/Goth/Punk/J-Rock/etc music. (HE JUST LIKE ME FR)

He collects vinyls and has a record player and a walkman for cassettes.

He's in the process of quitting smoking since Gojo started complaining about the smell.

Has a whole lotta tattoos and piercings and has nipple piercings as well as some more nsfw piercings.

He uses glasses for blue light. When drawing a tattoo, he draws on paper and his iPad, so when he's on the iPad, he has glasses for the light.

Has a collection of books and actively shits on Colle*n H*over. I think he would read anything, but he has a guilty pleasure for romance and dark romance books.

Has 20 different types of tea and has a mini tea bar in the kitchen.

Being Roommates

They moved in together after high school.

Gojo CAN and WILL walk around the apartment butt-ass-naked. He's flashed Geto multiple times because of this. (He also slept in his bed once or twice)

Gojo has also on multiple attempts, tried to bring a feral/wild animal home to have as a pet.

"Can we keep it, please?"

"Satoru, that is a WILD ANIMAL."

Suguru has to do all of the grocery runs because he doesn't trust Gojo to do it.

They do 50/50 housework and split everything.

When they go out with friends, Suguru is the one usually driving Satoru home after being insanely drunk.

They tend to borrow each other's things a lot. If Gojo likes a shirt Suguru is wearing, he is stealing it to wear it. If Suguru runs out of shaving cream, he will use Gojo's.

They also take each other's stuff unintentionally.

Gojo is trying to find his shirt for work, but Suguru accidentally took it, thinking it was his.

When arguments happen, they makeout after to makeup one of them usually leaves the house for a bit to cool off. Or they both go to their designated rooms to cool off then talk later.

Gojo uses a 10 in 1 toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body scrub, body wash, deodorant, facial cleanser, lotion, spf, moisturizer. While Geto uses 4 products for his hair, 12 products for his skin, 2 oils for his nails, lotion specifically for his tattoos, ointments for his piercings, and has 3 different ChapSticks.

Suguru has the really expensive shampoo and conditioner and threatens to kick Gojo out when he uses it all without replacing it.

They have matching tattoos of black and white koi fish.

Some Visuals

𝑭𝖔𝖝𝖌𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖕𝖓𝖌™

Headcanons according to this website🥀

Characters: All

A/N: The website in question is "Character Headcannon Generator" it so funny I had a great time doing these. (These are completely random I promise) Also for Idia's on his first roll it said he was an interovert I'm not joking :Sob:

CW: Make a book seven Scarabia chapter reference

If you liked Reblogs are SUPER HELPFUL for the algorithm. <3 Thank you very much and enjoy

Heartslabyul

Riddle- Wears Hello Kitty socks

Trey- Is a simp

Cater- Is queer

Deuce- Is the gay cousin

Ace- Is constantly singing for no reason

Savanaclaw

Leona- Has chronic nightmares

Ruggie- Will go feral

Jack- Has a diary that he write's in with a glittery gel pen

Octavinelle

Azul- Has an incredible short-term memory but an awful long-term memory

Jade- Gets bullied on Roblox

Floyd- Can play the kazoo

Scarabia

Kalim- It would not take much for him to turn evil (Clearly)

Jamil-  Desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one

Pomefiore

Vil- Knocks people over by hugging them

Rook- Is very good at walking in platform heels

Epel- Is a sleepwalker

Ignihyde

Idia- Is an artist

Ortho- Would succumb to the fog

Diasmonia

Malleus- Can beat you up if deserved

Lilia- Tackles and wrestles people to show affection

Silver- Makes your mom jokes

Sebek- Was forced to eat cement as a child

🥀𝑪𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝑫𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉🥀

🌷- 𝑭𝖑𝖚𝖋𝖋

💐- 𝑨𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙

🌻- 𝑪𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖐

🌼- 𝑯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘

🌺- 𝑺𝖚𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊 (𝜨𝜪𝜯 𝑺𝜧𝑼𝜯)

Grim Sabotages Flirting ft Rook, Ace, Floyd 💐

Grim Sabotages Flirting 2 ft Rook, Ace, Floyd 🌷

𝑭𝖔𝖝𝖌𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖕𝖓𝖌™

🥀𝑭𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖉 𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖈𝖍 🥀

🌷- 𝑭𝖑𝖚𝖋𝖋

💐- 𝑨𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙

🌻- 𝑪𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖐

🌼- 𝑯𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘

🌺- 𝑺𝖚𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊 (𝜨𝜪𝜯 𝑺𝜧𝑼𝜯)

Grim Sabotages Flirting ft Ace, Cater, Rook💐

Grim Sabotages Flirting 2 ft Ace, Cater, Rook🌷

Reader tends to his injuries 🌷

Throw a stick 🌻

End...Racism? 🌻

Mafia Eel Theory 🌼

Reader really likes Moray Eels 🌼ft Jade, Azul, Lilia

Soulmate AU 🌼ft Leona, Idia, Malleus

𝑭𝖔𝖝𝖌𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖕𝖓𝖌™

Continuing RTC Twst saga part 3

Crowley is the choir teacher that dies Idia is ricky

Insert Idia singing about his anime waifus

"I'M JUST A SWINGING. ACE SAVY. Otaku man"

He's in a maid costume with cat ears when singing it

OH MY GOD JAMIL??

Oooh, very cool! In that case, since you're taking requests... How about something unique? A story in which Yuu gets to go home and forgets all about Twisted Wonderland, Spirited Away style. Only, the cast hasn't quite forgotten their prefect and living with magic leads to- consequences.

Yes I can absolutely do this request. However if you are asking for a story (for example something like Wattpad, or A03.) I can definitely do that however it will take me some time as I will be doing the story in chapters, and it will be very lengthy and I will be posting it to AO3. Unless you want something smaller I can totally do that as well.

Unpopular opinion((DO NOT JUMP ME PLEASE))

AceYuu is better then MallYuu

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