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GRAND FINALS OF TUMBLR'S FASHION DISASTER TOURNAMENT GOLDEN CROC AWARDS 2023

Matchup #7.1: Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs Teruki Hanazawa (Mob Psycho 100)

This is it! From 64 initial contenders, we're down to the final 2. Trexel Geistman from Stellar Firma took the third spot already, but who will be first on the podium? Who deserves a nice pair of golden crocs for just how BAD their fashion sense is?

For one last time, let's review their Fashion Crimes!

On the left side, rises Cecil Gershwin Palmer. Crowned the Tumblr sexyman, iconic enough to make it into so many tournaments, is he also Disastrous enough to win here? His run in this competition so far has been smooth, full of sweeps even against the toughest contenders. He has been often nominated for (all canonically):

his first date outfit being described as "my best tunic and furry pants"

wearing capri pants and a cummerbund to work

wearing yellow sponge clogs, cat ears, and tights to the opera

wearing "a black tuxedo and white bow tie, open-toed polished black shoes, a burgundy velvet cape, earrings made from repurposed car keys, and a top hat with furry tassels hanging from the brim" to his wedding

going to sleep in "a honeycomb hat, a Hawaiian shirt, and leather pants"

On the right, we have Teru. Oh Teru. While his fashion sense has inspired much art from his voters, he struggled in a couple of matchups, but Terunation always pulled through - even in the last 10 minutes in one case. Can he take down Cecil? Can he succeed where Reigen failed? Here are a few of his (illustrated) Fashion Crimes:

wearing a three foot wig which causes him to resemble a cactus (above)

picking out that horrible monkey shirt that you could see in the Mob poll for Mob (it was so bad it defeated god)

certain... official promo art and official fanbook outfits (below)

This poll will last for a WEEK per democratic choice from y'all, so you have tons of time to make and share that propaganda!

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Mob Psycho 100 recs, thus far

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The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude by LogicalBookThief (Teru/Mob)

Teru offers to fake date Mob in order to gain Tsubomi’s attention.

His own crush on Mob makes this plan somewhat problematic.

Black by Sifl (Teru/Mob)

(Black- the color of death in the west, but of life in the east.From dark soil comes new growth, new feelings, new beginnings, and the aggregate of every color in the palette being mixed together into one.

Shigeo Kageyama’s color is black because he hopes for all of these things, believes in all of these things, and endures all of these things.)

Good Vibrations by TBV

A short drabble about a special boy’s (Mob’s) surprise birthday party.

Heat and Light by classicteacake (fluff)

Teru’s been in a lot of relationships, but none of those girls could compare to the humbling presence of this boy.

how the light gets in by sockcats (Teru/Mob; fluff)

“Then, I think, I probably do like you.”

“Are you practicing, Kageyama-kun?“

It’s Okay to Be Truthful by classicteacake (Teru/Mob; fluff)

It’s better to tell someone you’re friends with the truth, Mob thinks.

it’s okay to rest by blankedp (Teru/Mob; fluff)

How Mob managed to think that everything the blond boy does was platonic, Teru didn’t know.

All he knew at the moment was that his stomach was full of lasagna, his wallet was on the brink of being empty, and that Mob looked quite amazing in the lighting of the sunset.

Mishto by TBV (Musashi/Mob)

Musashi gets up the guts to confess to Mob

Of Cold Hands Reaching by UncannyCookie (Teru/Mob; angst, fluff, hurt/comfort)

After six months in Mogami’s mind world that weren’t even real anyway, Mob returns to his old life.Everything is fine.

on the house (Ritsu/Shou)

Giving away stock for free really isn’t going to help the Kageyama’s barely-in-the-black flower shop, but it’s a special day.

psychic poetry by MaRuX (Teru/Mob; fluff)

Teru and Mob, sitting closely, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Seasons by TBV (Musashi/Mob)

In the summer Musashi plants sweet potatoes, and in the summer Mob comes to visit. (AKA the fic where Musashi doesn’t realize he gets a boyfriend and Mob flirts shamelessly.)

Sleepy Afternoons by classicteacake (fluff)

Sometimes Mob and Teru don’t feel like doing anything, and that’s alright.

Sugar by xXCrossArrowXx (Teru/Mob; fluff)

A short Terumob drabble where Teru gives Mob a bunch of smooches. Candy is also involved.

Turning Slowly by sorrow_key (Teru/Mob; hurt/comfort)

Mob is oblivious. He’s no good at reading the athmosphere and sometimes, he feels like the people around him speak a language no one bothered to teach him. One he’s supposed to know on his own.

But Mob’s not stupid. He knows what unrequited love looks like.

He sees it every time he looks into a mirror and imagines his reflection turning into a person good enough for her.

He wonders which is worse; watching the one you love from afar, not daring to even talk more than the occasional hello that leaves him burning red and everything within a certain radius floating, or being around them constantly, every interaction laced with the knowledge it’s unrequited.

The question leaves a heavy feeling in his stomach.

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Homework and Healing by One_Punch_Chan (Teru/Mob)

Teruki and Mob bond during a study break. Or, Hanazawa worries if he’s worthy enough to call himself Mob’s friend.

Little Fang by classicteacake (Teru/Mob)

Teru’s bark is pretty bad, but now Mob is thinking that his bite might be pretty strong, too.

No Talk by classicteacake

The thing is vicious, or it used to be. Perhaps it never meant to be.

The Shock of Defeat by whaleshork (Teru/Mob; hurt/comfort, fluff)

A sick Teru gets a visit from his worried boyfriend.

Swimming in the Flood by classicteacake

He’s used to spending these moments alone. As per usual, his friend pulls him back to reality.

We’ve Really Grown Up by Notsohappycamper (humor, hurt/comfort)

Mob and Reigen hang out and solve cases together.

We Used To Be Friends by krypkaktus (Ritsu/Shou; fluff)

Going from friends to boyfriends is probably not as dramatic as it sounds. Or: Shou and Ritsu adapt to big and small changes in their relationship.

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