When You Look At A Word For Too Long And It Just Doesn't Look Real Now.

Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out

Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder

Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase

Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk

My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing

Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.

Why are older people like this

@why23knot

Gurlllll

GUYS GUYS

HE'S ALIVE

JOE'S OKAY

Also cool pfp

Honestly yes

hey in case you needed more persuasion to watch/listen to The Edge Of Sleep

no context tee hee

When you’re sleeping on the edge and you’re an intriguing horror story now on Amazon Prime

Agreed

Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand, a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.

OH MY GOSH

Yes

I completely forgot about that

“Becky made this gif for me: It’s me holding Baby, one of my favorite cast members for the Percy Jackson TV show. Baby has a short role, but it’s an Emmy contender.“ -Rick Riordan

found thanks to @/PercyJacksoon on Twitter

GURL YES

You do not understand how hard it is to describe that

Glad to know that everyone is here

I forget that I speak the English language a lot so I'mma just stare at people until my brain stop rebooting