Free-panic-attacks - Yes I Has Anxiety

My schools wifi sucks because you can't go one certain apps like Pinterest and this fuck of a app.

But since we came back from break it's allowed us.

I mean is the computer guy being nice? Or are they trying to catch teens trying to do shit on the Wi-Fi??

When you get a new follower and your follower count changes from 2 to 3

Ayyyyyy

It is a picture of me, my wife, my son, and of a saxophone.

Did I just get called out by cereal??!?

Something weird that I just do

I call people child (and kid sometimes)

No matter how old they are or what gender they are

They are child to me

34 year old man? Child.

2 year old? Kid.

16 year old girl? Child.

That kid who is in the grade above me? Child and kid.

The only exception is people my own age or people I know personally.

The reason I do this is because child and kid are gender neutral names

So it's easier most of the time

Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out

Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder

Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase

Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk

My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing

Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.

Why are older people like this

My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

Do you ever just....

🏳‍🌈gay🏳‍🌈

Donald Trump can kiss my ass and suck my dick

DOWN WITH SOCIETY

✨FUCK LIFE✨

✨FUCK YOU✨

Ahhhhhhhhh

Wtf is going on?!?!??

You know?

henry with the golden ink has got to be one of the best ideas the community has come up with

‪More of Henry with the gold ink.‬

Lmao wtf

I fell asleep on the bus but than quickly woke back up and had one thing on my mind: if you put a straw in a watermelon it's just a watermelon slushie